To my new mommy…..

The last 2 days I’ve had the gurgles with black or dark diarrhea! my wife told me to stop eating the shit I’ve been eating! Yet since when are hotdogs and red vines shit?

So I’m gunna need you to rub my belly and tell me my wife is way wrong! That Hot dogs and red vines are nutritious and healthy and it’s probably something she made That’s making me sick!