Tag: trucking

I guess…..

by RoachKiller

I can talk about it! I was recently informed I am driver of the year for the Salt Lake City terminal!

I get a plaque’ and a jacket! So groov’ay dude! I have another award to hang on the wall….

A new level…..

by RoachKiller

Of confidence and power…… so whoever you are, whom I just spoke with on the phone.

When you said you had good news. I was like hoping you were finally going to fire me! I mean 23 years of this nonsense is nonsensical, don’t you think?

Instead, you’re sending me another plaque’ and a jacket?

Of course I don’t know what to say! In my head I already had my truck packed and was thinking about where I was going to stop and get dinner on my way home!

I can appreciate the recognition, really I can. Yet the amount of plaques I have is ass-stounding!

Yet if you put my years of service on this jacket that’s totally gunna fuck up the slackers bullshit stories…. food for thought!

Any hoot, was just told I am the recipient of another slc major award! Well thank you! I appreciate it!

I won’t let it go to my head! I pinky swear! You still have to call me govna’ though…..

FYI, I don’t do company Xmas parties! Especially if they serve alcohol! Cus I know one of those fucking morons is gunna say something stupid!

The next thing you know, I’m breaking the beer bottle on the edge of the table and repeating slamming it into the 70 iq’ers heads…..

Merry Xmas, happy new year……

Now this is cool……

by RoachKiller

The old lady bought me this new skillet for the truck on my birthday! This thing is fucking cool! Uses less power than the old one!

Has a stone coating on the inside and is super deep! Did I mention it also has an ejection handle for the power plug?

I’m starting to think my old lady actually kinda likes me! 😉

Now if I could just find one that has leg levelers I would be golden!

Holy shit……

by RoachKiller

John Wayne works for Schaefer! Shocking, I know, but I just saw it with my own eyes. Only question I have is he walking bowlegged from riding horses or are his hemorrhoids flaring up??

The shit I think about…..

That was a…..

by RoachKiller

Good one! I got a kaboom with shrapnel every where!

Luckily I’m on a highway with not a lot of traffic so I walked back to pull the gators off the road!

That in itself almost caused 4 accidents! I shit ye not! the gators, not me! The sad part was one gator was parallel on the dotted line. While the other was parallel on the fog line.

Yet that was a seriously challenging situation for 4 people…… seriously!

My guess they were your trainees…..

You don’t think……

by RoachKiller

The Kansas City terminal didn’t repair or replace this tire at my last service. In hopes this drive tire would blow while driving down the road do ya?

Ya know, cus that would do some tractor damage! that is your objective right?

Cus I wrote this tire up and they didn’t do shit to it!

Just think, I could almost be to my delivery right now! Nope, I’m busy getting this tire replaced! Ya know, the one I wrote up in the kc shop…..

Didn’t you know…..

by RoachKiller

According to Crete dispatch. I need to work even harder for this company!

According to them the only way I can do that is to do even more short haul loads! Considering the last 12 have been 1000 miles or shorter. That’s not enough! no! Now I must do at least 2 more by weeks end!

They now tell me that I must do even more 20 mile loads followed by a whopping 700 mile load. As they say I’m slacking and don’t deserve to run the type of freight I have earned over the last 22 years!

Cus as according to Crete, “ all there drivers are as good as I am!”

Hang tight, I’m checking to verify this stat! of course, they are full of shit…..

I also asked…..

by RoachKiller

About vacation time for Xmas! Of course I got no reply! Was told 2 weeks ago I had to wait for tom!

Oddly isn’t that who I was speaking with today?

Roflmao!

Same batch of stupid, different day! I’m also enjoying the round of new names across the peoplenet!

They must have installed some new revolving doors, as there coming and going as fast as they did in 2008……

Massa, massa,

by RoachKiller

Don’t beat me no more massa!

Lol, yeah they’re doing the same stupid bullshit again they’re breaking out the rape mentality and abuser mentality in order to get you to deliver their shit loads!

Never mind, you repeatedly told them that that wasn’t your thing and asked not to do it. Never mind they have plenty of loads. They just keep fucking up and having to start from scratch again on shipper freight boards!

then the fact they’re actually fucking calling you on the phone in the middle of your sleeper time it just reinforces how fucked up this company really is

And of course, according to them, it’s all your fault …..

Massa, massa,

by RoachKiller

Don’t beat me no more massa!

Lol, yeah they’re doing the same stupid bullshit! again they’re breaking out the rape mentality and abuser mentality in order to get you to deliver their shit loads!

Never mind, you repeatedly told them, that wasn’t your thing and asked not to do it. Never mind they have plenty of loads.

They just keep fucking up and having to start from scratch again on shipper freight boards! Of course, it’s your fault!

then the fact they’re actually fucking calling you on the phone in the middle of your sleeper time! it just reinforces how fucked up this company really is

And of course, according to them, it’s all your fault …..

Don’t forget, it’s all your fault!

Oh yea, really

by RoachKiller

That blonde short haired bitch that makes the YouTube videos? Always seams to wear a button up plaid shirt! Who says the exact opposite of what I say? Yea, he will make a great prison wife……

I picked up that hazmat load 2 days ago! Came crossed an unusual situation so I called the hazmat line to get answers! Got 5 minutes into waiting for an answer from some lady on the other end. All to hear, hold on and then the ritual click! Of course she hung up on me! They don’t have any answers! If they did, do you think they would tell me? Fuck no!

Well gotta run! see ya!

So if the same city is 100 miles across…..

by RoachKiller

And I happen to be on one end and you want me to pick up on the other end. You don’t have to pay me for that 100 miles, correct?

As I know personally, Houston is 60 miles across! I was at the top and you had me drive those 60 miles to pick up a dropped trailer to deliver in Houston. So my load info showed 1 mile empty and 16 miles loaded!

So what you’re saying is I’m working for free? As your refusing to pay practical miles? Is that correct?

So I’m working for free, correct?

Grown ass adults

by RoachKiller

You are literally grown ass adults and you’re acting as trolls do! The sad part is y’all are happy with it! You compete over it, many of you have even been rewarded for it!

Many of you lie, cheat and steal for it! This isn’t the ghetto, we are civilized people in a civilized society! Working a civilized job! If you can’t handle that? My recommendation, move back to the ghetto!

I would also like to take this time to notify many of you. That just because you have a cdl don’t makes you a truck driver….. comprende’?

I’m just a steering wheel holder!