Tag: trucker tarded

A new record set…

by RoachKiller

Only seven hours from the 76 south of Phoenix to the bug station! And a half hour of that was just trying to get through the bug station. The other five hours was just trying to get over Ashland!

On a good note I only had to throw chains once! excluding the two chains that broke! I am impressed as these are the same chains. I got brand new when I got the truck brand new so we’re talking three-year-old chains!

I will tell you I will sleep extremely well tonight!

Even though tripcheck.com, said no restrictions, carry chains or traction devices!

And this is the asshole up right in the middle of the fucking road so no one can get by, to throw chains!

I will tell you today has proven the exact reason for the term “ trucker tarded!” The saying “ a group is only as smart as the person with the lowest IQ.”

Is fucking spot on!

From what I’m…..

by RoachKiller

Seeing. Troll life is rolling you and your sheeplings pretty damn hard, mutton!

Whatya expect though? The trucker tarded gene courses through y’all’s veins with vigor! unlike that chromosome your kids missing.….

No, you really short people and I mean really short like under 5 foot. Realize us taller people aren’t looking at you because we find you attractive or you look weird. We’re looking at you because we wanna make sure we don’t step on you when we walk by!

Cause a lot like little kids, you’re shifty and darty, just like little kids running around!

So remember, we don’t find you attractive. We’re not gonna hit on you. We’re trying to make sure we don’t step on you…….

P.s…. Also, granny you should stay away from McDonald’s at your age! That shit is way too high sodium……