Tag: trucker tarded

You’re boring me…..

by RoachKiller

Paco! Maybe come up with a new threat! Maybe something more substantial than, ewww ahh, you have my email, eww ahh you watch porn, eww ahh……

God damn, like can the trucker tarded come up with anything fucking new?

Uh pookie…..

by RoachKiller

I’m not sure if you’re aware of this but pretty much anywhere you go this week leads to snow and cold!

So thinking you got one up on me is seriously fucking trucker tarded…..

Roflma! Just kicken back watchen the show…..

And y’all are putting in the extra effort to make this a damn good show!

Why the fuck…..

by RoachKiller

Am I having to apologize for this company again?

The load I turned down on the 11th due to me only having 5 hours available for the 12th and 13th. Just arrived here at the same time I did to deliver to this store!

How is this my fault? I can’t do 550 miles on 5 hours! Or are you just blaming the biggest guy in the prison block to hide your fucking stupidity?

But as I was told, the receiver here said she spoke to dispatch yesterday that she can only take 1 truck a day! Yet here we are…..

Y’all are fucked up! As to why I should ever have to apologize for something I have zero control over. Yet feel obligated to so as not to loose another customer due to you mother fuckers negligence…..

Man, it’s gotta suck being the bitches of the trucking industry! Yet In your defense, you are the Leaders of some of the industries best and brightest trucker tarded!

Oh and don’t forget to “ praise Jesus! “

I got it……

by RoachKiller

We need to start up a fund for the trucker tarded! You know the people who tried to be truck drivers but wernt smart enough to do it. They couldn’t go a couple of months without wrecking. I’ve seen a lot of those type of trucker tarded come and go over the years.

And to the wannabe trucker tarded, you know who I’m talking about, they’re like those security guards that buy old cop cars, but couldn’t make it past the mental exam to be a cop but goddamnit they’re gonna try to make people think they were or are!

So I think we need to start up a fund to help the tarded move on to new employment opportunities ! Like hotel, motel maintenance or dishwasher at the local Chevys or even maybe washroom attendant at the local Taco Bell bathroom…..