Tag: truck drivers

Now that’s funny…..

by RoachKiller

Looks like someone tried stealing fuel out of my tank last night! Looks like most of it ended up dripping down the side!

You people never fail to amaze me with your stupidity, greed and selfishness! I’m also guessing those are the very same reasons you’re stealing fuel……

But hey your Christian’s, right?

You should see what they did to the bobtail next to me! From the looks of it they tried stealing an air valve. As all the hoses connected to it were disconnected!

The toothless crackheads, when will they ever learn?

Ewww…..

by RoachKiller

I’m so scared! The big bad sex offender has sent more of his friends to fuck with little ole me!

Hold me I’m scared! I’ll gladly point the cops in your direction, pookie!

Personally I think princess’s like you and your friends need to be sent to to an island like your british counterparts were….

But after seeing you let your hair grow back I guess we can start with the “ sexual predator in the area posters…..”

I still find it odd how even though they cut off your balls.

How you and your little friends are still allowed in public! Unrestricted!

Scary shit huh?

And are you drivers……

by RoachKiller

Who are the leaving grocery bags full of empty liquor bottles behind the trailers at the truck stops! Sober enough to drive?

I would be thinking if you’re leaving that many empty bottles behind you might have a drinking problem!

I rarely drink and I never drink on the road unless I’ve broke down somewhere and ain’t gonna move for a few days!

From the looks of the bag I saw behind the trailer when I was taking a shit! One of you people has a serious fucking drinking problem and probably shouldn’t be behind the wheel at all!

if you can’t go to sleep at night without having a beer first. You’re probably an alcoholic…….

Damn drivers……

by RoachKiller

After seeing so many of your old ladies, the last couple of days in person. I really think you fuckers need to get off the road and start taking care of your whores!

I don’t know whether you know this or not but you drivers have a big problem with your old ladies doing way to much meth!

Matter fact, if I keep seeing your old ladies coincidentally at the truckstop that I’m at. I’m gonna start taking pictures and showing you how fucking methed out your old ladies are!

Tried telling you…..

I’m guessing…..

by RoachKiller

When you keep forcing someone to do a job they didn’t hire on to do. That mistakes will be made!

I’m pretty sure, the more you force it. The more mistakes will happen!

Im also definite in knowing, the more the harassment the bigger the lawsuit!

Note to self…..

by RoachKiller

Look into getting a deal with the major truck stops on my park and ride idea!

Having a fleet of in house golf carts to pick up and deliver these geriatrics and fat ass’s from their trucks to the entrance of the truck stops!

Charge $2 a ride and include a free condom for when they all want to fuck each other!

This way, their lazy cunt ass doesn’t have to do any physical exercise!

Added side note – we will make the call system Bluetooth compatible! That way they don’t even have to take off their tech support headsets!

It’s amazing how people who are so anti cell phone. Spend so much time talking on their fucking cell phones!

Just think gramps! This means you won’t have to take your walker out of the truck anymore! Woot woot!

That was a…..

by RoachKiller

Good one! I got a kaboom with shrapnel every where!

Luckily I’m on a highway with not a lot of traffic so I walked back to pull the gators off the road!

That in itself almost caused 4 accidents! I shit ye not! the gators, not me! The sad part was one gator was parallel on the dotted line. While the other was parallel on the fog line.

Yet that was a seriously challenging situation for 4 people…… seriously!

My guess they were your trainees…..