According to the receipt from Costco. Our turkey’s name was Tom! I’m a bit concerned that Costco is putting the name of the feathered beast on the receipt!
Yet will that deter my family from slathering it in gravy and picking its bones clean? maybe even pulling the wishbone apart in hopes dreams may come true?
Fuck no!
P.s. Costco also had a killer deal on baby back ribs! Nice meaty 3 pack of ribs for $25 a pack!