Dude like really…..

So according to your friend who is a Chinese national! Chocolate poodles taste better than white poodles!

Fuck yea, next time that fucker is on my property I’m firing up the grill and we’re gunna have some poodle brisket!

I would grill up the geezer too but according to the “real cannibals”! Old people steaks are tough and gamy!

These tri-tips on the other hand were perfection! Excellent steak sandwich, meat!

Sometimes I love doing that…..

I’ll make a wrong turn and sometimes I have to turn around head back to where I started and when I get back on the road, I’ll see your psychotic smiling faces that used to be behind me now passing me going the other way.

It actually warms my heart to know exactly how important I am to you people…..

Even though it is illegal, and quite psychotic, still warms my heart. Knowing I am that fucking important to you a complete stranger!

Nobody I would ever run into or even wanna know in life. Yeah here you are, I’m the reason you wake up in the morning, the reason you hop in your car and drive around aimlessly! It really warms my heart……

To the point I almost wanna say I am the equivalent of your God…..

Now I know what rock ‘n’ roll stars deal with!

I’ll pray to sweet baby Jesus in your people’s honor, amen!

Now send me your tithe money, I gave you my attention for a few minutes!