Tag: snow

I’m not a gay…..

by RoachKiller

But I know quality when I drive it! I bought that Subaru Impreza in 2022! Why? Cus I wanted a car that could handle a good snow / ice storm! one that I would be comfortable with my family driving during inclement weather…..

Price wise it was cheaper than everything else I looked at! Not only is it awd but the thing does killer on ice and snow! I ended up paying $23,000 including all my add ons warranty and the aftermarket rims!

For times like this!

I think…..

by RoachKiller

Therefore I am!

I also think, they got lotta snow here! It’s so cold I might have to put on my dr.martens and a pair of my daughter’s cold feet socks!

( they are actually my wool boot socks. She just keeps stealing them cus her feet are cold! 😉

Might be reduced to putting on a ball bag warmer too….

No i…..

by RoachKiller

Was not doing cookies in the snow, officer! That’s just residue from running over that meth dealer a few miles back!

Driver your fucked…..

by RoachKiller

You and your boyfriend never should have stopped in Seville! Another 5 miles and you were clear all the way down!

I’m not making fun of your sexuality! I’m just trying to help you see. Everyone already knows you’re a gay trainer!

Now you’re also fucked as that snow was coming down hard and the fact it’s now below 20 degrees. Also means all this shit is ice now!

Now you and your friend have plenty of time to switch positions! Top, bottom, bottom, top…..

Remember to wear a condom!