Tag: slackers

You know what…..

by RoachKiller

It could be that you’re allowing your content to be reposted by the toothless wonders. Whom pass it off as their own. Stealing your thunder, ladies!

I can off the top of my head think of 20 people I follow that are full blown, low rent trucker trash powered fake accounts!

It’s their thing! If I comment they will definitely see it!

It’s a troll that’s obviously powered by the trucker stupid, satellite radio and the low iq everywhere…..

Same batch of stupid, different day…..

And that’s…..

by RoachKiller

Why I want $50 million for those 2 domains! Well that and y’all are cunts! that will just about cover the pain and suffering from the years of trucker stupid and harassment I’ve been forced to endure from the low rents, stupids and general trucker cunts!

All the big companies are doing it!

Looky there driver…..

by RoachKiller

I did what you couldn’t! I actually backed into that spot via backing around the yellow safety pole! Avoiding both trailers that were over the lines!

Hell, the lady in receiving actually came out to watch a good driver work! She smiled and I think she even clapped when I got into that spot with zero incident!

My guess, by their reaction, you and your cronies were not that successful…..

Like I always say, why send a white haired bearded slacker in to do the job of a man! You know you will be disappointed every fucking time!

No, I’m not 12 brah…..

by RoachKiller

I will not be contacting you on instagram to chase you down to spend my money with! Nor will I be waiting around for you to decide to contact me.

If I was 12, or maybe so excited or impatient to buy the services you offer! Or even deal with your lack of customer care. I might stick around! I know it will only get worser from here! ( us old people kinda know stupid when we deal with it! )

Unfortunately for you, I’m not! So me, being a grumpy old man with zero patience for stupid, lack of courtesy and or communication!

I already found me a new guy to do the work…..

See ya….. you stanky little cunt!

Damn…..

by RoachKiller

Just think if your parents weren’t such low rent piles of shit, and actually loved and cared about you! You wouldn’t be walking around my hood stealing packages off door steps!

By the way, if I catch you. Those gauges in your ears will be my new wall hangers for wich I will hang my dry cleaning!

Your Jean jackets will be framed along with a small patch of your skin as keepsakes of a job well done!

Who knows maybe I’ll go all Ilse Koch with what’s left….. either way, I win!

It’s driving……

by RoachKiller

You insane isn’t it? the fact the last 23 years I just come and do my motherfucking job! I don’t pretend to be anybody’s friend. I just do my fucking job.

day after day after day, I just do my thing! While day after day after day, it just makes you look like an eve bigger pile of shit!

I’m telling you, there is this thing to just doing your job, minding your own business and worrying about yourself!

It really pisses people off, which in my opinion is an added bonus…

Come, join me in the Beaner way of life…..

Never mind…..

by RoachKiller

The wet spot next to that parking spot I saved for you! As I knew you were going to need a place to break as you had just driven a full hour without stopping, pretty, pretty princess!

My old lady so giggled when I explained to her why I keep calling you drivers pretty, pretty princess’s…..

Last nights dinner was bean stalkerish! So tonight it’s sheetz for the win!

Wave bye-bye…..

by RoachKiller

To the white trash wives club on your way out! In case you haven’t noticed cockroaches, they’re back in full action!

I wonder if they realize they’re wasting their time and their money to troll truck drivers! Can you imagine the amount of stupidity that is that brain trust…,,,

I can’t and I have a triple digit IQ…..

Yeah, we got them……

by RoachKiller

After I did that fixe to my phone took about 2 to 3 days before they started attacking it again, we got um!

In order for them to do their hack, they have to be within signal distance. So that means they’re either there or they have a surrogate that they are remoteing into……

Roflmao…..

by RoachKiller

Saw a tik tok last night of this recently shaved headed dude posting “ screen shots” of his $2.5 million dollar Coinbase balance! Roflmao!

Ok, I will tell you it is very simple to creat a simple html page that looks exactly like a Coinbase app!

I see fake crypto shit like that all the fucking time! Don’t be fooled by flashy stupidity!

Really do your own homework! That’s really all I can say! Be smart where you invest your money! Who you invest your money with and most off all, who you trust with and about your money…..

If I see one more sob story about how your crypto walked away! I’m going to have to send y’all a straight razor so you to can finally win a Darwin Award of your very own…..

See ya!

Remember the deal, boss man…

by RoachKiller

If I have to babysit your fuck ups while they’re driving their own trucks, the deal was one driver an extra penny a mile, two drivers were 3 cents a mile, a trainer and a trainee five cents a mile! I’m going to expect you to stick to that, motherfucker!

Cause I sure the fuck ain’t putting up with these cunts for free, Capeesh!

No banana slurpee for you!