by RoachKiller Princess! I left it exactly like it was left for me! Except for the shoe prints in the rim grease! That’s there to remind me I checked the rims…..
But all that damage was there previous to pick up! How do I know? It’s all got ice melt and mud on it! Kind of a big clue it isn’t fresh damage! Comprende’?
by RoachKiller Out why you drivers ain’t making any money! I just spent 15 minutes waiting for lunch! All while I just listened to you flap your fucking lips the ENTIRE time!
Oddly, not saying one word of any value!
So my suggestion, y’all shut your fucking holes and drive!
by RoachKiller When you go to pick up at a place that has hired an x employee from here or one of there spouses! oddly they always seam to know who you are before you get there! Figure that one out…..
You think stupid people are fucking stupid? Waite until you come across an x employee that now has a little power!
It takes damn near every ounce of self control I have to keep from punching them in the face! Man or woman!
You will quickly see why they didn’t make it as a truck driver…..
What I love though is when you come into a place and right off the bat they tell you some bullshit as to why they can’t load you at your appointment time! As they are telling you this, they look at you like you’re supposed to get mad!
Thus explains the smile on their faces when they are giving you this news! I’m pretty sure the look on my face is, “ omg, not another fucking moron!”
Well there ya go, that’s what it’s like to be a truck driver!
by RoachKiller Kids at work really hate it when you fuck with their advantage!
I know, it is fucking annoying when they gained that advantage only by being popular rather than based on hard work!
But i have this saying about these people, “ slackers have to stick together!” otherwise they are as worthless as a 3 dollar bill….
This is what I think about you batshit crazy mother fuckers!
by RoachKiller I’m not sure if you’re aware of this but pretty much anywhere you go this week leads to snow and cold!
So thinking you got one up on me is seriously fucking trucker tarded…..
Roflma! Just kicken back watchen the show…..
And y’all are putting in the extra effort to make this a damn good show!
by RoachKiller The increased road trolls Ive seen since picking up this load are, ( large gasp) fellow employees do ya?
Cus we all know, as proven from past experience, slackers have to stick together…..
by RoachKiller It could be that you’re allowing your content to be reposted by the toothless wonders. Whom pass it off as their own. Stealing your thunder, ladies!
I can off the top of my head think of 20 people I follow that are full blown, low rent trucker trash powered fake accounts!
It’s their thing! If I comment they will definitely see it!
It’s a troll that’s obviously powered by the trucker stupid, satellite radio and the low iq everywhere…..
Same batch of stupid, different day…..
by RoachKiller From what I’m seeing today troll life is rolling you fuckers harder than an only fans whore standing in a garbage can where she belongs……
by RoachKiller You geezers forgot to wear your lady wigs into the truck stop!
I mean hell, if y’all are gunna act like bitches. You really should look like them too! Don’t ya think?
by RoachKiller Why I want $50 million for those 2 domains! Well that and y’all are cunts! that will just about cover the pain and suffering from the years of trucker stupid and harassment I’ve been forced to endure from the low rents, stupids and general trucker cunts!
All the big companies are doing it!
by RoachKiller I did what you couldn’t! I actually backed into that spot via backing around the yellow safety pole! Avoiding both trailers that were over the lines!
Hell, the lady in receiving actually came out to watch a good driver work! She smiled and I think she even clapped when I got into that spot with zero incident!
My guess, by their reaction, you and your cronies were not that successful…..
Like I always say, why send a white haired bearded slacker in to do the job of a man! You know you will be disappointed every fucking time!
by RoachKiller To pass off me going to that tattoo shop as your genius traffic driving skills? Roflmao!
God, you really are fucking insane…..
by RoachKiller I will not be contacting you on instagram to chase you down to spend my money with! Nor will I be waiting around for you to decide to contact me.
If I was 12, or maybe so excited or impatient to buy the services you offer! Or even deal with your lack of customer care. I might stick around! I know it will only get worser from here! ( us old people kinda know stupid when we deal with it! )
Unfortunately for you, I’m not! So me, being a grumpy old man with zero patience for stupid, lack of courtesy and or communication!
I already found me a new guy to do the work…..
See ya….. you stanky little cunt!
by RoachKiller Just think if your parents weren’t such low rent piles of shit, and actually loved and cared about you! You wouldn’t be walking around my hood stealing packages off door steps!
By the way, if I catch you. Those gauges in your ears will be my new wall hangers for wich I will hang my dry cleaning!
Your Jean jackets will be framed along with a small patch of your skin as keepsakes of a job well done!
Who knows maybe I’ll go all Ilse Koch with what’s left….. either way, I win!
by RoachKiller Fuck with me some more! It’s not like we don’t have enough proof of your batch of stupid…..
Only problem is, your batch of stupid is writing checks you can’t cover…..
by RoachKiller Your parole officer just called! Said you’re overdue for your drug test and annual criminal review!
Should I tell him you will be home soon?
by RoachKiller You insane isn’t it? the fact the last 23 years I just come and do my motherfucking job! I don’t pretend to be anybody’s friend. I just do my fucking job.
day after day after day, I just do my thing! While day after day after day, it just makes you look like an eve bigger pile of shit!
I’m telling you, there is this thing to just doing your job, minding your own business and worrying about yourself!
It really pisses people off, which in my opinion is an added bonus…
Come, join me in the Beaner way of life…..
by RoachKiller Troll life is rolling you mother fuckers hard!
My recommendation, maybe pray harder to your god! Cus we all know hard work and determination never helped anyone, huh?
by RoachKiller Of that accident that almost happened to me over in Nebraska the other day? If I do it will be long cus the finally is the short haired white goober in the black Chevy Colorado with his phone in the air recording it all!
You just might recognize them…..
by RoachKiller The wet spot next to that parking spot I saved for you! As I knew you were going to need a place to break as you had just driven a full hour without stopping, pretty, pretty princess!
My old lady so giggled when I explained to her why I keep calling you drivers pretty, pretty princess’s…..
Last nights dinner was bean stalkerish! So tonight it’s sheetz for the win!
