by In order for you to get my fingerprints to work on anything! You’re gunna need a good print!
So with that said, my recommendation is your gunna need to follow me around like puppy dogs! Ya know that way if I accidentally throw something away that I touched! You can use that!
But being a nice guy and returning a lost phone to the Taco Bell counter for the rightful owner. Ain’t gunna do it!
But for the cops you will get a partial print of my thumb and my index finger! Of course if you test it. It will also include chew, diesel and probably a little bit of booger residue!
Ya know, crazies will try to blame everyone else for their impropriety…..
Oh and if you’re missing an iPhone with a see through green case! It’s at the Taco Bell in the pilot…..
Reminds me of the time I was just randomly flipping through my permit book. Unbeknownst to me, found 2 company papers for other drivers. Names, birthdates, address and social security numbers on them! as to how they got there? Fuck of I know!
Matter of fact it wasn’t until recently that the lawyers and I figured out how they got there and why they were there….
See ya!
