by If you’re gonna be too fucking lazy to get out of your truck and walk into the restroom at the truckstop. Most people will wipe their ass, even if they are taking a shit in a bag!
In your case, since you threw your shit bag under my tire, I went ahead and moved it with a piece of your truck.
But what scares me is there is now a driver running around with a dirty ass crack! Explaining how you got the nickname shit bag to begin with……