Tag: poser

God damn dude…..

by RoachKiller

Stop with the bullshit before your ass ends up in stateside!

While I end up with your house, car, wife and kids!

I realize your batch of stupid is powered by the relentless voices in your head! But You gotta stop!

Come to the reality, I’m a better driver and all around person than you or your cronies can or ever will be!

I prove it daily! Year after year, after year!

It’s Really got to suck knowing I don’t even have to scream “ I’m a Christian so I’m obviously a good person!”

Hell I’m not even stupid enough to buy an srt so people really think I’m important!

See ya!

My guess….

by RoachKiller

From the looks of ya, you broke your wrist by jerking off to many gay bikers at the checkered flag tavern over the weekend?

As to why you would choose a black cast, that’s on you…..

Don’t worry gramps…..

by RoachKiller

I would rather pack up and go home! Than be stuck working anywhere near your sorry incompetent ass for a week!

So you can relax princess! No need for you to get the troops of sub par drivers and sub humans all powered up for war.

I mean, I would still win either way!

But in your honor princess. I will take a giant shit later today….. maybe actually in a toilet this time!

God bless, poser…..

Here I included a video for you and your troops to keep yourselves entertained….

https://youtu.be/B6en-O5yF0o?feature=shared

I hope you…..

by RoachKiller

Have an emergency safety release on that gold chain there little bub! I hear people are dying from tripping and there chains are catching on random things. Which in turn is causing decapitation and needless self strangulation, nation wide!

With your tiny bald head and even smaller body! You could fall victim to your own demise! Be safe out there little man!

Maybe start wearing a lubed full body condom to protect yourself!

For being…..

by RoachKiller

A bunch of people who have over the years, been adamant against cell phone use while driving! Y’all sure do spend a lot of money to be on your cell phone while driving!

$300 for a Bluetooth headset shows definite pre-meditation your planning to be on your phone while driving…..

Get a grip, poser!