by RoachKiller I was trying to help you out driver!
Was in taking an overdue shit. Enjoying my time, poopen and surfing the net. When an old man comes running into the bathroom screaming, “ Keith?” “Keith you in here?”
He was looking in stalls, urnal’s everything!
Finally I yelled to him, “ last time I saw Keith he was in the restaurant looking for his dog, keno!”
Go check the restaurant…..
Did gramps ever find Keith? I dunno…..
by RoachKiller I’m sitting here in the shitter at the truck stop! Finally getting to reset and relax! Been in the fucking snow since Alabama!
Tired as fuck with it already!
Any hoot! I’m sitting here doing some of my best thinking! When a dude walks in! Belly’s up to the urinal. You hear the wrestling of a zipper with the fighting of clothing trying to find his angry inch worm!
Suddenly you hear, “ fuck my hands are cold!” With that uncomfortable annoying voice of a man who just touched his weiner with very cold hands!
At this time, I am still laughing! Poor bastard…..