by Of $3.25 a token! I will allow you to buy me lunch!
After speaking with Chelsea in dispatch I have been informed. ( without actually saying the word asshole! Unlike some people in dispatch! ) I am not the only asshole that works here! I was disappointed yet honored to know this! As I always try to be the best asshole I can be! Wich means being 10x better than y’all!
I was In shock to find out Chelsea is actually real! As every time I have called in when she is working. I get some lispy guy! I prefer the sound of her voice over lispy guy, but hey to each their own!
Now the real question is, will I make it home….. hey Norman, you gunna be an asshole today or what?
Who the fuck Norman is, I don’t know! But don’t be an asshole! As I am in a good mood today…..