And this is why…..

I don’t wear a mustache! I like to call it the 70’s motorcycle cop, bone smoker look!

I won’t post it but the hitler mustache looks damn good on me! Just saying…..

And yes that is a terminal shower! I was desperate to wash my ass! So I de-loused the floor and wore a full body condom…..

FYI, that is the most deloused that shower will ever be! comprende? El porfavoro……