I gotta…..

Shave this fucking beard!

I really want to know when manopause will finally hit? Cus either that happens or I’m getting electrolysis! Cus I’m tired of shaving this beard every month!

Obviously I ain’t gay! Zero work goes into upkeeping this fine example of testosterone…..

All white, brown, red and grey of it!

Don’t be…..

Jelly ladies, I’m white with a good job and a penis that works well…..

I’m still waiting for manopause so I can stop shaving this fucking beard!