I have …..

Zero intentions of buying a mercades! I have a penis and I know how to use it…..

Note, caramels.com are actually pretty good! And I am not excited about replacing that microwave! Or removing that chefs kiss wall paper!

I would also like to know what happened to my magic ninja coffee maker that I made Carmel macchiatos with?

It use to sit next to the paper towel dispenser?

Why the picture of the cabinets? Cus we were looking for new and I do believe that is the last set of cabinets ever made of real wood ( not particle board and laminate ) ever made….

Well that and my old lady actually decorated!