by RoachKiller You dumb mother fuckers…..
And that’s what being a parent is all about…..
And fyi, we still have full abilities to retain a legal conservator ship. So the minute we think she is in trouble. Aka, she joins a cult or we find out she is doing porn…..
That’s what being a parent is all about! You people wouldn’t know that would you? Cus you can’t think past yesterday….. well that and most of you people lost your kids to the state huh?
by RoachKiller Don’t ever ask your autistic daughter to help you guide a 60lb tv onto a wall mount! Mine couldn’t verbally explain to me I needed to go up about a foot!
Which in turn, turned into a monster screaming match which left me standing there with a giant tv, a torn muscle and pissed off!
Aww the life of dad!
by RoachKiller The White Castle is definitely working its colon blow magic! Praise Jesus!
On a good note, my daughter called me today to give me the low down on my future grandkids! Bwoop bwoop!
1 will be a boy! While the other will be a boy! Fraternal twins! Both looking healthy and complete! Oddly, it also sounds like they have all the proper chromosomes! ( figure that one out poser! )
I am an excited future grandpa! Already explaining that I will babysit any time! I do not wipe butts though! ( except in extreme emergencies! ) That’s grandmas gig!
I am still hoping a 3rd baby sack will be found so I can say “ ha, told ya so!” 😉
Most of all, I’m looking forward to doting the future mom with everything her dad can give!
Love ya Les!
by RoachKiller I finally had to throw away my daughter’s wax lips! Which unlike her dad, she was too cool to wear!
by RoachKiller To all! I hope everyone had a happy and safe Christmas!
My time to brag!
My youngest bought me the coolest, Phone holder! Along with the greatest fender guitar evar! Not to mention this wicked cool ford fender light up pick holder! Love you too CRISSY!
My oldest brought back some wickedly groovy gifts from overseas too!
Everything is in Japanese so I’ll guess! A ichiran ramen noodle kit! A pint of Santory whiskey! A guitar pick from a little street vendor in Taipei Taiwan, and a neat eye glass case from a shop in Japan! love you Les!
I’m telling you I have the coolest kids! Sadly, no neck ties this year! 😉
Merry Xmas to all!
