Tag: ice

Cus I’m a cowboy baby…..

by RoachKiller

Shit sucked! Going there I ran into a wall of slush about 3 inches on the ground and just fucking blizzard style slush!

Then on the way out general snow. the temp was below 32! Watch out on the bridges where it’s a giant sheet of fucking ice!

It was doable if you took your time. But be very careful of those fucking bridges! The longer you wait the darker it gets the worse it’s gonna be!

Me I’m gonna have some bacon wrapped pork tokens, and call it a day here soon. Maybe your old lady will come out and give me a handy who knows….

Jesus Christ…..

by RoachKiller

What the fuck is up with this one piece of ice? I already nocked that fucker off once!

The mother fucker grew back between Owensboro and kc! wtf?

Kc!
Owensboro ky

Since the front of my truck is all iced up. Decided to call it a day! Looks like this weekend is going to be an interesting ride!

No i…..

by RoachKiller

Was not doing cookies in the snow, officer! That’s just residue from running over that meth dealer a few miles back!

Driver your fucked…..

by RoachKiller

You and your boyfriend never should have stopped in Seville! Another 5 miles and you were clear all the way down!

I’m not making fun of your sexuality! I’m just trying to help you see. Everyone already knows you’re a gay trainer!

Now you’re also fucked as that snow was coming down hard and the fact it’s now below 20 degrees. Also means all this shit is ice now!

Now you and your friend have plenty of time to switch positions! Top, bottom, bottom, top…..

Remember to wear a condom!