by RoachKiller What the fuck is up with this one piece of ice? I already nocked that fucker off once!
The mother fucker grew back between Owensboro and kc! wtf?
Since the front of my truck is all iced up. Decided to call it a day! Looks like this weekend is going to be an interesting ride!
by RoachKiller Early onset mental retardation doing?
So far I’m guessing I’m 1000lbs lighter than when I scaled this morning…..
by RoachKiller Was not doing cookies in the snow, officer! That’s just residue from running over that meth dealer a few miles back!
by RoachKiller You and your boyfriend never should have stopped in Seville! Another 5 miles and you were clear all the way down!
I’m not making fun of your sexuality! I’m just trying to help you see. Everyone already knows you’re a gay trainer!
Now you’re also fucked as that snow was coming down hard and the fact it’s now below 20 degrees. Also means all this shit is ice now!
Now you and your friend have plenty of time to switch positions! Top, bottom, bottom, top…..
Remember to wear a condom!