Yup, it’s really a…..

Guitar, paco! No it is not an ak, rifle or any other weapon of mass destruction!

So when you ask, I love replying with, “ I can neither confirm or deny this to be a weapon!”

That too oddly sends a shiver up most people’s spine…..

Don’t worry driver, I don’t like to “ show off” a $3000 guitar in front of people who were probably recently in prison…..

I play with……

Both hands! My dominant guitar playing hand is righty!

Learning to play ambidextrously not only helped revive tendons that were fucked up from years of driving truck. ( you can still see a bit on my right hand middle finger! Wich is 10 x’s better than it was just 5 years ago…. Ho!

It also means I can finger a chick with both hands, with orgasmic results!

Always thinking of you natural born ladies!

It’s a bright, bright sun shinny day……

Donated to the …..

Throw him in the fire fund! 3 guitars, an Ibanez art 200, Michael Kelly 53 telecaster and a Godin sessions telecaster!

All in mint condition! As they tell me I can’t pay the remainder of the burning fee via credit card unless I’m there in person…..

Those 3 guitars should easily bring $650 to $750…..

Well good luck and hopefully it doesn’t get too hot!

It’s a joke! Really, in times like this jokes are a relief from reality! Morbid yes, but I’m also a metal head…..

Since my brothers harmony les Paul copy isn’t worth anything! I figure I’ll get it all fixed and hang it in the case on the wall!

We will call it, “ Timmy’s guitar!”…..

FYI, it’s one of those plywood harmony les Paul’s from the 70’s….. bolt on neck, etc…..

That’s funny……

What did I buy to reward myself for years of hard work in the crypto market??

A new car? no! A new wife? No I’m still paying off the one I have!

So what did I buy to reward myself an Ibanez prestige?