Guess what they …..

Sent me! Yup, a semi hollow blues boy!

Oh that’s right! I’m not supposed to talk about what I’m doing as according to Crete. It upsets my fellow employees!

Keep in mind, these are the same mother fuckers that flap their lips so much. I was able to create an ai database to run there voice print against! Just so I would have a picture and name to go with the stupidity!

Are you starting……

To figure out why over the last couple years I went out on a limb and purchased all the gear. I thought I might use in the future?

You thought guitar gear prices were bad now just fucking way…..

Yup, it’s really a…..

Guitar, paco! No it is not an ak, rifle or any other weapon of mass destruction!

So when you ask, I love replying with, “ I can neither confirm or deny this to be a weapon!”

That too oddly sends a shiver up most people’s spine…..

Don’t worry driver, I don’t like to “ show off” a $3000 guitar in front of people who were probably recently in prison…..

I play with……

Both hands! My dominant guitar playing hand is righty!

Learning to play ambidextrously not only helped revive tendons that were fucked up from years of driving truck. ( you can still see a bit on my right hand middle finger! Wich is 10 x’s better than it was just 5 years ago…. Ho!

It also means I can finger a chick with both hands, with orgasmic results!

Always thinking of you natural born ladies!

It’s a bright, bright sun shinny day……

Donated to the …..

Throw him in the fire fund! 3 guitars, an Ibanez art 200, Michael Kelly 53 telecaster and a Godin sessions telecaster!

All in mint condition! As they tell me I can’t pay the remainder of the burning fee via credit card unless I’m there in person…..

Those 3 guitars should easily bring $650 to $750…..

Well good luck and hopefully it doesn’t get too hot!

It’s a joke! Really, in times like this jokes are a relief from reality! Morbid yes, but I’m also a metal head…..

Since my brothers harmony les Paul copy isn’t worth anything! I figure I’ll get it all fixed and hang it in the case on the wall!

We will call it, “ Timmy’s guitar!”…..

FYI, it’s one of those plywood harmony les Paul’s from the 70’s….. bolt on neck, etc…..

That’s funny……

What did I buy to reward myself for years of hard work in the crypto market??

A new car? no! A new wife? No I’m still paying off the one I have!

So what did I buy to reward myself an Ibanez prestige?