by RoachKiller In the silver Escalade! Were you expecting me to be limping to the shipping office? You realize my foot issue died like 3 weeks ago right?
Maybe you should start getting my blog posts from the source! Rather than that import website that redistributes my content about 2 – 3 weeks behind!
Go to www.roach.es to get the current blog posts! So y’all don’t look like such twats…..
It has cool stuff like pictures and videos! You should really check it out! Cus y’all really do look like cunts!
by RoachKiller Jury duty deferred! I do believe this is the only time that being a truck driver comes in handy!
Cus homeboy ain’t gunna make that….. ain’t that right gramps? By the way it was nice seeing you drive by the other way today at the shipper!
Did they take away your truck cus of those dilated eyes?
Now that I’m thinking about it, Gramps. Shouldn’t your old lady be driving? If they took away your truck from the dilated eyes of early onset mental retardation? Then that would mean that your mental retardation has fully kicked in, you shouldn’t be driving……
by RoachKiller You know when I say, the word princess. technically I’m not speaking about a natural born female. Because nine times out of 10 most of these so called men out here are bigger cunts than their wives!, Girlfriends, mom and sisters!
by RoachKiller I didn’t buy that new pocket knife today!
Stopped at the loves to pick up some hot dogs and a soda to head into deliver tonight!
I knew my next load probably wouldn’t be ready so I wanted to prepare! But as I paid and was walking out. I had one of those geezers cut in front of me at the door as I was walking out!
As I was rolling my eyes, I watched this geriatric lady man, missing his lady wig, but could probably use a walker, the hunch in his little body was rather pronounced! He walked real close to the back of my trailer and read the seal! The look of shock on his face as he read what it said. Damn near made his head explode!
Now I was right behind him as I was looking to do a right side walk around! Yet I’m realizing, I could have easily slit this mother fuckers throat and no one would have been the wiser!
I love the fact these dumb mother fuckers are actually hand delivering themselves to me! Luckily my mental state is actually pretty good despite what I drove through today!
Yet lucky for them I’m not a killer…..
by RoachKiller Be happy to know, my constitution went well this morning! a little soft and hard to expel! Yet with a little time and effort I was able to take a massive shit! One, legends are made of!
Your welcome! I hope your day goes as well!
Praise sweet baby Jesus!
( told ya I ate to many potatoes and not enough meat! )
