Hey driver……

I just saw your old lady drive-by in that Honda Toyota SUV thingy you guys own

Normally, I wouldn’t care because this is the usual road troll shit!

But I saw her and I can’t get the mental picture out of my head. Of your skinny little ass taking a shit on her chest. While she’s sucking another guy off!

I have come across some serious perversions over the years. That is a new one on me! I’ve never been able to understand scat play…….

Damn driver…..

When your very own kids and wife call me daddy! Dude, that’s really gotta suck, for you!

All while you’re running around calling me an asshole! Roflmao!

That driver…..

I just saw again back at the loves tonight! I remember you, you were that mentally unstable driver who tried talking my ear off at the loves in lodie ca A while back!

I remember you well! 1 you wouldn’t shut the fuck up and 2 you brought in a hand trolly filled with plastic containers!

All filled with stuff to make a life sized model of your dying dad! If I remember correctly, he was dying of butt cancer and you were gunna build a new one before he passed?

I remember I was fucking happy as a clam when the burger princess at that Carl’s Jr yelled out my name for my order!

Only reason it took this long to remember you is, back in lodie. You had recently shaved your head. Now your hair is longer….. but that facial recognition Rolodex in my head finally flipped to the batshit crazy section, and there you were….

Yea, your fucking nuts, brah…..