Jury duty deferred! I do believe this is the only time that being a truck driver comes in handy!

Cus homeboy ain’t gunna make that….. ain’t that right gramps? By the way it was nice seeing you drive by the other way today at the shipper!
Did they take away your truck cus of those dilated eyes?
Now that I’m thinking about it, Gramps. Shouldn’t your old lady be driving? If they took away your truck from the dilated eyes of early onset mental retardation? Then that would mean that your mental retardation has fully kicked in, you shouldn’t be driving……