Oh and Costco…..

I know you started just a 180 miles from where I live! But I must know why in the hell your stores vary so much?

Why does this store start in the wrong direction of every other Costco? Why is it so dark inside this store? Lastly, why the fuck did you stop selling the shrimp platters mixed with that white cream sauce? That shit was da bomb!

Goodbye Tom…..

According to the receipt from Costco. Our turkey’s name was Tom! I’m a bit concerned that Costco is putting the name of the feathered beast on the receipt!

Yet will that deter my family from slathering it in gravy and picking its bones clean? maybe even pulling the wishbone apart in hopes dreams may come true?

Fuck no!

P.s. Costco also had a killer deal on baby back ribs! Nice meaty 3 pack of ribs for $25 a pack!