Tag: acute trucker stupidity

It’s a sad day…..

by RoachKiller

Crete tells me I need to pack my bags! They tell me I’m not a quality enough of a driver to work here!

I’m like one of a very few who hasn’t hit a yellow safety pole! I know, I’m in shock too! I figured 22+ years accident free with 3 million + miles was a good thing!

Nope, I’m not beholden enough to the company to be a true Crete driver they tell me! it’s a sad day when working hard and just doing your thing. Suddenly becomes a taboo!

My god will open a new, better quality door! Your god won’t take you very far! As I hear false prophets are kinda worthless…..

Praise sweet baby Jesus!

P.s I will tell you, the driver that did this just might be the next axle foley! The Shaffer blue on top with the safety pole yellow down bottom! Takes me back to herpes simplex 10 and a banana in your tailpipe!

What a day……

by RoachKiller

Or should I say week of road trolls, whores of suckers and the suckers themselves!

Today was a good one! My guess, the trucker stupid are wising up and not road trolling! So instead the whores of suckers and the suckers themselves have been reduced to doing it themselves!

Normally I would just giggle and realize the trucker stupid are alive and running rampant! Except for today, I’ve started seeing people I know.

We had several of the recently shaved head training crew. A few wives who love to show themselves on the internet and those dimbass’s who shaved there heads, had it grow back and now wear those fucked up self tinting glasses that we all know!

Roflmao, so buckle up, put your chastity belts over your buttholes and let’s ride!

Cus we ain’t got time to deal with these people suffering from acute trucker stupidity……

See ya!

Well actually we do, we don’t deliver till Friday 600 miles away…..