It’s a sad day…..

Crete tells me I need to pack my bags! They tell me I’m not a quality enough of a driver to work here!

I’m like one of a very few who hasn’t hit a yellow safety pole! I know, I’m in shock too! I figured 22+ years accident free with 3 million + miles was a good thing!

Nope, I’m not beholden enough to the company to be a true Crete driver they tell me! it’s a sad day when working hard and just doing your thing. Suddenly becomes a taboo!

My god will open a new, better quality door! Your god won’t take you very far! As I hear false prophets are kinda worthless…..

Praise sweet baby Jesus!

P.s I will tell you, the driver that did this just might be the next axle foley! The Shaffer blue on top with the safety pole yellow down bottom! Takes me back to herpes simplex 10 and a banana in your tailpipe!

And this is why…..

I don’t wear a mustache! I like to call it the 70’s motorcycle cop, bone smoker look!

I won’t post it but the hitler mustache looks damn good on me! Just saying…..

And yes that is a terminal shower! I was desperate to wash my ass! So I de-loused the floor and wore a full body condom…..

FYI, that is the most deloused that shower will ever be! comprende? El porfavoro……