by RoachKiller Looking teenage kid wearing the YHWH hoodie! You inspired me to write a tune in minutes!
I’m calling it, “ spiritual warfare!” It’s about how kids like you are sucked into the hate and sexual paraphilia that only religion offers! While being pushed deeper by your parents and the so called “ good people “ of the church!
All while being told, “ only god can make you a good person…..”
The only advice I’m gonna give you is hopefully your mohel didn’t use his mouth to remove your cut off foreskin…..
by RoachKiller Y’all recruited another Jesus youth! Ya know, cults, organized religion and child molesters love to get them young! Much easier to brainwash and fuck, huh?
Even easier if you do it under the guise of religion, huh?
Or in your case under the guise, your with the band……
by RoachKiller I would ask you if you’re ready to roll? Yet I know you people are far too busy “ canceling “ the good people!
So, see ya!
by RoachKiller Wow, what a difference that thing made puffing last night! bought a couple of them on Amazon for like $15 each and I’m glad I did! What a difference it made!
It’s usb powered or battery powered! so I plugged it in next to the bed last night! Set it on puff and waited to see how long it would last!
Plugged in, it puffed a good 11 hours! Only used half of the onboard water storage for that entire time! Works fucking great!
Not to mention my sinuses ain’t dry today like they usually are! Excellent product
by RoachKiller So according to your friend who is a Chinese national! Chocolate poodles taste better than white poodles!
Fuck yea, next time that fucker is on my property I’m firing up the grill and we’re gunna have some poodle brisket!
I would grill up the geezer too but according to the “real cannibals”! Old people steaks are tough and gamy!
by RoachKiller My table is dirty! But check this shit out! The air has been super dry in the sleeper! I found this homedics humidifier on Amazon! It’s stoner licous, with a side of no more dry nose……
by RoachKiller You Chinese nationals. Tell me, if chocolate poodle taste anything like white poodle?
As the last time I was home, I had one of the shaved head geriatric walking his dog past my house. That’s their excuse to walk down the street that I live on cause they’re fucking psycho.
And as he felt the need to allow his dog to walk on all my neighbors lawns and then proceeded to walk on my property. I was thinking that his chocolate poodle would look great on my barbecue?
So please let me know if it’s worth my time to fire that bitch up?
by RoachKiller By the fact none of my kids wish to partake in the “ yummy for your tummy” box of malt o meal I purchased them all for Valentine’s Day!
It’s truely a sad day!
by RoachKiller You and your “ family” are quite familiar with the people there…..
by RoachKiller Only thing is, after eating it I had an explosive poop! Not a little, a massive explosive poop. I even heard it Go.Thud when I hit the bowl!
Good thing I didn’t have to wipe using only my fingers, that would’ve been a fucking mess!
by RoachKiller To go, Paco, Jaco, Steve, Ariel and Yakov?
This load ain’t gonna deliver its fucking self…..
by RoachKiller Find it hilariously funny when you start seeing the same troll lifers. In the same troll lifer area? Driving the same low rent troll lifer car they did the last time?
My guess y’all need to shave your heads again and stop being so vain! you realize vanity is a sin according to your god, right?
by RoachKiller Lifers ready to roll? Or y’all still coming up with another bullshit excuse as to why you can’t work today?
by RoachKiller Didn’t believe that they still sell actual newspapers! The proof is in the rack next to the big league chew, buddy!
Cus we all know I do love me some metaphors…..
by RoachKiller I would bang any of the female hosts on CNN! Site unseen, just from hearing their voices!
Some ain’t that bright, but my guess is they all fuck like a beast…..
by RoachKiller When you go to pick up at a place that has hired an x employee from here or one of there spouses! oddly they always seam to know who you are before you get there! Figure that one out…..
You think stupid people are fucking stupid? Waite until you come across an x employee that now has a little power!
It takes damn near every ounce of self control I have to keep from punching them in the face! Man or woman!
You will quickly see why they didn’t make it as a truck driver…..
What I love though is when you come into a place and right off the bat they tell you some bullshit as to why they can’t load you at your appointment time! As they are telling you this, they look at you like you’re supposed to get mad!
Thus explains the smile on their faces when they are giving you this news! I’m pretty sure the look on my face is, “ omg, not another fucking moron!”
Well there ya go, that’s what it’s like to be a truck driver!
by RoachKiller Bass players almost always end up dressing in woman’s clothes and are always trying to come up with the money for their sex change operation!
As was proven by my visit to guitar center…..
Moral of the story, don’t play bass!
by RoachKiller I’m really fucking sore! Today I got to throw maximum chains! All to drive on wet roads for 30 miles!
First of all I was shocked I had 6 rails that were all intact.
Second of all California is really pushing this chain law shit!
Third of all, I’m officially tired of snow!
Best part is, I now have a nail in one tire and a chunk of chain in the other! You can dodge lost chains in the middle of the road! You can’t dodge broken links in the road! ( you can’t see them! )
FYI, supposed to be a blizzard up there tonight in Truckee…..
Yet considering this is the 3rd season using these same chains! I’m pretty sure they have earned there keep! Too bad most will have to be thrown away after this season! They are fubard!
And that’s why I usually wear my carhartt winter bibs when chaining! Except it wasn’t snowing…..
Rusty chains will do it to ya every time!
by RoachKiller The mental health issues these troll lifers obviously have? Wow!
I mean the psychotherapy bill for the black haired chick in the black mercades alone, has got to be equal to the gdp of a small nation!
by RoachKiller He was was trained by an ex employee from here! One of the shaved head crew if I’m remembering correctly…..
