Cus I’m a cowboy baby…..

Shit sucked! Going there I ran into a wall of slush about 3 inches on the ground and just fucking blizzard style slush!

Then on the way out general snow. the temp was below 32! Watch out on the bridges where it’s a giant sheet of fucking ice!

It was doable if you took your time. But be very careful of those fucking bridges! The longer you wait the darker it gets the worse it’s gonna be!

Me I’m gonna have some bacon wrapped pork tokens, and call it a day here soon. Maybe your old lady will come out and give me a handy who knows….

Hause…..

The company road trolls are putting on the exact same show they have been doing the last 23 years I’ve worked here!

Long before smart phones, blogs and all the rest of the bullshit!

Same show, different batch of stupid, added bonus, atleast it’s a different day!

Why would you…..

Call? When I have a texting communication device in my truck called a peoplenet ?

And considering this is 3 days later….. and if you have the best of the best? Why are you having to recover a truck?

Uh oh…..

Just received a message about spring cleaning your truck!

Oh no, does this mean when you pull into a terminal. Management is going to search your truck again and tell you to wipe off your dash?

I wondered when y’all were going to do that power move again! God, been what 21 years since salt lake did that to us!

From what I’m seeing y’all are gunna be spending some time cleaning off all the shit you have piled up on your dashboards…..

Better get to it now!

I know……

You can’t back down now, huh? Cause if you do, everybody will know, you were so full of shit that it was running out your eyeballs!

There is no mad, mutually assured, destruction! We are now at your fucked!

What is cool about stupid people though is they will keep going, even though they know how fucked they is!

Big yawn…..

Just kicking back……

Watching the show the road trolls are putting on. Is it just me or isn’t there a law against tracking or following commercial vehicles with a malicious intent?

Anyways, it’s not like we’re dealing with the brightest of the bunch! 

I just pray that their God will allow them into heaven, even though they were trolls and cunts on earth……

For those…..

Who are going to be having twins soon. I did a little research and decided on a car seat / stroller system!

Now my daughter is getting ready to have twins soon and even though they already have 2 car seats. They don’t have anything yet for strollers!

Since she is dealing with twins. I wanted to find a system that would eleviate all the hassle of pulling each kid out. Stuffing them in the stroller 1 by one!

This is by far the best I found! You stuff the kid in the car seat in the car. You then remove the car seat carrier from the mount in the car and proceed to mount those little bastards. Still in there car seats. To the stroller!

Thus saving time, attention and the possibilities of the little bastards rolling away….. all while getting the second little monster out…..

I bought this on sale, 2 car seats and 1 double stroller for $350.00! Reasonably priced system that had a lot of good reviews!

Added bonus, when the kids get older. They can not only sit in the stroller. It can be converted so they can stand and ride too…..

Jesus it even has a bubble indicator! Even a dad who does “ construction” can install and use this thing! Cmon…..

Ahh, I really got….

To get a new phone mount! SPeach to text is really not working well with my phone down by the floor…..

I bought a really nice phone holder that mounts to the windshield! I can’t stand it, as it blocks my view!

So until I get a new one! You will have to decipher these posts! As I’m tired of fixing them….

I know what I said! That’s honestly all that matters!

Bwoop bwoop!

Awwww…..

Did they fire fake rob halford yesterday?

Go to Facebook and search rob halford! There you will find a bald headed guy that looks just like him. Yet you will notice that in every picture. His head is turned just right so you can’t see where halfords head tattoos should be!

Go, entertain yourself! Don’t be Jellz to know I was once blessed to sit in the very same room as fake rob halford…..

Do you remember……

Years ago, what I said “you’re good guys are the ones that will bring you down“?

When I said the other day in that video about them letting air out of steer tires, them fucking with trucks etc? I wasn’t joking. I got the video to back it up. Matter fact, I got video to back up damn near everything I say!

I love the reaction slackers have When you innocuously start telling your achievements and credentials to them. They actually get mad or jealous! Roflmao! Weirdest fucking thing I’ve ever seen!

The moral of the story, be proud of what you have done! be proud of succeeding, be proud of your accomplishments! Don’t ever let the subpar bring you down or make you feel like you have done something wrong by just even talking about it!

They are the true sign of sub-human shit! those who are jellies can go fuck themselves with a purple dildo while driving down a backwoods road in the middle of Wyoming! Oh wait, your old ladies have actually done that for me, live…..