Why the fuck…..

by RoachKiller

Am I having to apologize for this company again?

The load I turned down on the 11th due to me only having 5 hours available for the 12th and 13th. Just arrived here at the same time I did to deliver to this store!

How is this my fault? I can’t do 550 miles on 5 hours! Or are you just blaming the biggest guy in the prison block to hide your fucking stupidity?

But as I was told, the receiver here said she spoke to dispatch yesterday that she can only take 1 truck a day! Yet here we are…..

Y’all are fucked up! As to why I should ever have to apologize for something I have zero control over. Yet feel obligated to so as not to loose another customer due to you mother fuckers negligence…..

Man, it’s gotta suck being the bitches of the trucking industry! Yet In your defense, you are the Leaders of some of the industries best and brightest trucker tarded!

Oh and don’t forget to “ praise Jesus! “

It’s a sad day…..

by RoachKiller

Crete tells me I need to pack my bags! They tell me I’m not a quality enough of a driver to work here!

I’m like one of a very few who hasn’t hit a yellow safety pole! I know, I’m in shock too! I figured 22+ years accident free with 3 million + miles was a good thing!

Nope, I’m not beholden enough to the company to be a true Crete driver they tell me! it’s a sad day when working hard and just doing your thing. Suddenly becomes a taboo!

My god will open a new, better quality door! Your god won’t take you very far! As I hear false prophets are kinda worthless…..

Praise sweet baby Jesus!

P.s I will tell you, the driver that did this just might be the next axle foley! The Shaffer blue on top with the safety pole yellow down bottom! Takes me back to herpes simplex 10 and a banana in your tailpipe!

So sad……

by RoachKiller

Another company Death notice! I still find it bizarre how you don’t know your employees well enough that you have to include company propaganda, in their death notices!

That’s always struck me as disturbing and sad!

The chances of me being nice to people who have shit on me over the years is 0 to none!

Why you are reading this? Why don’t you lean over and tell Mikey I still haven’t received that memo that I was told I had to follow, that I was supposed to get 20 years ago……

Thanks and have a blessed day!

What I think about……

by RoachKiller

There was one of those right to open carry dumbasses in front of me at the checkout. As I was sipping my soda, I leaned over figured out how I can unclip his gun from the holster and Where the safety was on his Glock.….

I realized that if I had come from behind, wrapped my left arm around his neck. While dropping him to the ground! My right arm would’ve been free to unclip and pull out his pistol and pop him in the head Before we even hit the floor…..

Scary part was, I think I could’ve pulled it off…..

It also makes me giggle, that he would’ve died from his own gun …..

Can’t wait…..

by RoachKiller

For you to explain in court how talking about where you have been is considered bragging?

Why is that Crete? Certain drivers are not allowed to talk about where they have been? Yet the drivers in the company family clique’ can say whatever they want and it’s ok…..

Why is that?

Never mind? We all know you will just give a corporate trucker tarded answer……

Ya dumb…..

by RoachKiller

Mother fuckers know that if you stopped turning off your cb radios. You wouldn’t be asking every 5 minutes for a radio check!

Strangely odd how you people put so much importance in that piece of shit!

Best thing evar…..

by RoachKiller

I’m sitting here in the shitter at the truck stop! Finally getting to reset and relax! Been in the fucking snow since Alabama!

Tired as fuck with it already!

Any hoot! I’m sitting here doing some of my best thinking! When a dude walks in! Belly’s up to the urinal. You hear the wrestling of a zipper with the fighting of clothing trying to find his angry inch worm!

Suddenly you hear, “ fuck my hands are cold!” With that uncomfortable annoying voice of a man who just touched his weiner with very cold hands!

At this time, I am still laughing! Poor bastard…..

I got it……

by RoachKiller

We need to start up a fund for the trucker tarded! You know the people who tried to be truck drivers but wernt smart enough to do it. They couldn’t go a couple of months without wrecking. I’ve seen a lot of those type of trucker tarded come and go over the years.

And to the wannabe trucker tarded, you know who I’m talking about, they’re like those security guards that buy old cop cars, but couldn’t make it past the mental exam to be a cop but goddamnit they’re gonna try to make people think they were or are!

So I think we need to start up a fund to help the tarded move on to new employment opportunities ! Like hotel, motel maintenance or dishwasher at the local Chevys or even maybe washroom attendant at the local Taco Bell bathroom…..

You know what…..

by RoachKiller

It could be that you’re allowing your content to be reposted by the toothless wonders. Whom pass it off as their own. Stealing your thunder, ladies!

I can off the top of my head think of 20 people I follow that are full blown, low rent trucker trash powered fake accounts!

It’s their thing! If I comment they will definitely see it!

It’s a troll that’s obviously powered by the trucker stupid, satellite radio and the low iq everywhere…..

Same batch of stupid, different day…..

now is a good……

by RoachKiller

Time to be Jellz ladies! My kid bought me the coolest yet most useful thing she has ever bought me as a Xmas present!

This eye glass case she brought back with her from Japan has not had one day where it wasn’t used! A lot like you ladies and ex husbands or boyfriends…..

this fucking thing rocks!

And my new copilot rocks for conversation! Unlike you or your various ex husbands and boyfriends…..

But hey ya snooze ya loose ladies! Maybe it is you and your whoring ways……

I only do…..

by RoachKiller

Easyravioli vblogs when there is something I want you to know! I already said in the last video I’m starting to rebuild my hodl! When the price is right for the tokens I want, I buy…..

I only deal with safe, conservative tokens on easyravioli! So if you’re looking for high risk, long term crypto pointers. Might I suggest watching any of those low rent posers on social media…..

See ya, definitely wouldn’t want to be ya!

Damn driver…..

by RoachKiller

When your very own kids and wife call me daddy! Dude, that’s really gotta suck, for you!

All while you’re running around calling me an asshole! Roflmao!