Dude, really…..

by RoachKiller

After all that, I finally get it up there. Started programming it and “ crack!”

I fucking kid ye not! I even checked it before I installed it! Had my kid check it too!

I fucking give up!

Oh and…..

by RoachKiller

Don’t ever ask your autistic daughter to help you guide a 60lb tv onto a wall mount! Mine couldn’t verbally explain to me I needed to go up about a foot!

Which in turn, turned into a monster screaming match which left me standing there with a giant tv, a torn muscle and pissed off!

Aww the life of dad!

Woo doggies…..

by RoachKiller

What’s happening is exactly what I said was going to happen if I stayed driving for Crete!

I’m literally falling apart! I’m really just stagnating, mind, body and soul! There is zero opportunity for advancement and the only time I get a raise is when they do them company wide!

Not to mention the constant fight for long haul miles and respect! As people who can actually drive don’t get respect unless you’re part of the company clique’! Matter of fact I tell my fellow employees I’m 83 years old. As when I started they told me the respect would come after 5 – 10 years of service! I’m almost 23 years in and nada on the respect at any age!

Whatya expect when the majority of people who work here are literal trolls! In real life and the internet…. 😉 so sad!

My record for waiting for a raise was 8 years! As I topped out on the pay like 3 years after starting! What good is making $.70 a mile if you have to fight for long haul miles, respect and all the other troll stupidity that goes along with it?

On a good note the Tendon pain in my foot has relieved itself for the most part. Yet while installing that 60 lb tv last night. I’m lifting it up and wammo, I feel a pop, pop, pop in my shoulder. Today I can’t lift my arm out! It still works as long I don’t have to do the Jesus pose! 😉

I will however get some work done around the house!

On a good note, I have devised a plan to finally get that tv on the wall mount later today!

Most of all, can you imagine working for a company that tells you, “ you are not allowed to talk about where you have been?” As it will upset your other employees!”

Wow, how fucking psychotic of a troll is that shit?

What’s even funnier is the fact this blog is read by more company trolls than the company blog! Roflmao!

We’ll see ya…..

Hey hair tonic…..

by RoachKiller

Boi at Safeway! You know the church down the road now has Saturday services so cunts like you can attend and learn to be a good person, right?

Anyhoot, Safeways beer selection isn’t as good as it used to be to be! I saw no Kona, sessions or any other beers I liked except stela!

It’s all run of the mill micro brew that’s been done a million times before! or the usual big boys like coors, or that gay people’s beer, Budweiser! 🙂

I did however find this! I don’t taste much raspberry. I do however taste old school Henry winehards ale in the green bottle,When I drink this! Good tasting, not to bitter and seriously reminds me of Henry’s!

Luckily I decided on the last 6 pack they had! Cus it was either this or some blue Moon citrus….

The main difference between you and me brah? This six pack will last me years! Literally! You, that would be gone in about 2 hours…..

Army man approved!

Now that piss’s…..

by RoachKiller

Me off! Luckily I still have 8 years left on my warranty! And a whopping 2650 miles on the odometer! Roflmao!

But while I dried shit out I went ahead and watched all the slackers drive by! Roflmao! God damn you people need to get a life!

The best was, I’m thinking of building a score card sign that judges 1-10 on the jump value these people are getting off the speed bump on the street…..

Matter of fact that will probably be a summer fun time activity for the neighborhood kids!

FYI, if this happens to you? Dry everything out and spray any rust spots with wd -40 and work it in! Make sure the rust doesn’t set in! Especially on the jack and wheel rim!

Ever wonder…..

by RoachKiller

What they mean by people who think they are entitled? This is the perfect example!

$20 says they would scream, “ it’s not my fault!” If that pile of shit was hit…..

The way I figure it, if you get hit in a parking lot and you’re not between the lines! You’re at fault…..

I love it…..

by RoachKiller

Went to pick up the tv today! Figured just strap it to the cargo rack on top of the babe magnet!

I get there and they tell me. If you put it on the roof we won’t return it if the screens cracked! Roflmao! If the screen is cracked it’s not from me! Buddy!

But the loader guy goes, “ you know we offer free shipping!”

I was like “yea, I live 5 miles away and free shipping cost $59.00”…..

Y’all will be happy…..

by RoachKiller

To know, there will be no 85” tv as I was hoping! Instead, after finding out the tv that is there now was only 50”. 85” will not fit! So I have been reduced to to this…..

Luckily the original wall mount will work for this new tv!

FYI when I was younger I paid $2000 for a big ole plasma tv that lasted like a year! Ever since then I told myself I will never spend more than $500 for a tv!

I don’t give a shit how big it is or how brilliant the picture is…..

This is however a deviation from my usual Samsung! The picture on this bitch is great!

I know…..

by RoachKiller

According to the slackers I’m getting fired, again! That’s what like, 78, 79th time I’ve heard that the last 23 years?

Only advice I have for yall is, if your a little man. Maybe buying a big truck that you have to climb into is a vane decision!

Cus all anyone actually thinks when seeing you is, little dick, big truck…..

Unless that’s the status symbol you were going for!

How cool is that…..

by RoachKiller

The friendly whores of the pedophile are out in force today!

Y’all ready to go get breakfast?

Figured y’all would be driving much nicer cars with all that only fans and social media money yall say your making….

Bummer! I like my whores to dress nicer and drive better cars!

Me, I’ll be driving my chick magnet…..

I come home…..

by RoachKiller

To this! By far the coolest thing I’ve ever seen! And it’s none intrusive…..

The fine Japanese china is elsewhere! So enjoy our daily user plates and shit!

I am not…..

by RoachKiller

A gamer! Not even close! Of those 8 games. 2 came with the system and 3 I downloaded for the kids!

So sack boy, lawn mowing and pac-man world are my vibe!

And if I could find hydro thunder I would be in dad game heaven!

Hear ye…..

by RoachKiller

Hear ye! I have now laid claim to both nightstands! I, the king of this castle has made the decision to banish you to 1 drawer and 1 bookshelf for all your accoutrements!

Just like you banishing me to a small closet with no drawers! Let the kings words be written!

Praise Jesus!

Black rock, mine! controllers, mine! Empty water bottle, mine! Japanese news paper, mine!

I have laid claim, I will WIN!

P.s. the big bottle of sex lube next to the coffee? Yea that belongs to both of us…..

Just driving…..

by RoachKiller

Did y’all know in psych101 one of the first things we learned was people who rock back and forth are self soothing? In other words masturbating their mind and soul to help them with a tough situation? Like driving etc…..

So what I’m guessing is the psychology behind road trolls falls at that same level! I mean you’re not mindfucking anyone, you’re not tricking anyone. Obviously y’all are soothing some pain in yourself by projecting your anger, envy and greed on others!

Innocent people ta’boot!

Hmm, I just hope after all the money and time y’all have spent. You find some sort of peace for yourselves…..

Today’s road tunes!

Oh by the way! I haven’t told anyone but I’m at home recuperating!