Being flat footed and tall? Well besides not having to get a ladder for much around the house.

Or having to join the armed services!

I get some cool things!

Like not being able to fully straighten my legs while driving! Doesn’t matter how far the seat is back! Unless you’re driving a peterbuilt with old school eldorado air seats!

You ain’t stretching!

So eventually what will happen is you will start getting cramps in your legs! Nothing to bad! Just ritual cramps, for wich you can stop by wearing compression shorts! Like I do! ( added bonus, they are tight enough I don’t sit on my testicles any more either! )

Eventually those cramps will reappear in your ankles and feet! On average once or twice a year! Those cramps will happen in your sleep! Won’t even wake you up! You will however feel them the next day! To the point your entire foot and ankle are swelled up, big time!

To the point every step feels like the worst leg cramp you ever done had!

In a few days, as long as you don’t sit funky! The pain will subside, in a few days after that you will be back to normal!

See the exciting benefits of being tall, flat footed and a world renowned truck driver! 😉

Ladies, this is a the secret to a long prosperous relationship! FYI!