by RoachKiller Of you homosexuals were caught bangen a downlow brother for Easter?
Poor bastards! Luckily for the people of your religion. Homosexuality is a sin! Your own god, in his own book says, “ you will be going to hell!”
Don’t worry, I promise if I’m there too! I will occasionally walk past the pit of hell and tinkle on each and every one of you!
Not much of a reprieve from the eternal hell! Considering the sodom and gamorrah life your use to here on earth, but none the less….
by RoachKiller Is it just me or is Paul Stanley calling to get his royalties?
I went ahead and downloaded it! His mom said she would give me a gum job if I did!
His mom gives great gum jobs by the way!
by RoachKiller Craving beef ribs, like Molly‘s in K Falls used to sell!
The last couple of days I haven’t been able to find anything so tonight ye shall be enjoying some barbecue pork ribs. As I couldn’t find any beef ribs at Wally world!
All I know is every once in a while I get a monster fucking craving for ribs and if I don’t say she ate it, I become a bigger asshole than I usually am!
by RoachKiller Gramps died on the shitter at Walmart! We were all getting worried after 15 minutes of you 2 plugging up both toilets on both ends of the store!
Almost called the manager to a safety check on these two poor old bastards!
Any hoot! You smell that gramps? The smell of hard work and sweet! Something princess’s like you oddly never produce!
My guess is cus you don’t work….
Never the less! See ya in about 350 miles! That’s where I plan to wash off a hard days work….
If I know you and your cronies are gunna be there! I might even put the same spandex on and walk by you several times!
Let that smell of hard work burn into that tiny brain and nostrils!
Maybe if y’all smelled like that every once in a while y’all wouldn’t be so worried about what I’m doing!
See ya!
by RoachKiller Shoes are great, cowboy boots are great for kicking cow shit down the field.
when I really want to shove my size 12 up someone’s ass, I only wear Doc Martens for that.
by RoachKiller by RoachKiller Stateside refers to moving from county jail detention to state penitentiary detention…..
Justin explanation so you don’t confuse your thoughts!
by RoachKiller How many degrees of separation? Do you think your “good guys “ are gonna have away from all the identity theft that’s already happened? and is to come?
I know the degree of separation we found so far is zero meaning we can directly link!
So I’m gonna have to say you’re good guys aren’t really that good of guys! I want the actual good people you continue to fuck over…..
by RoachKiller Stop with the bullshit before your ass ends up in stateside!
While I end up with your house, car, wife and kids!
I realize your batch of stupid is powered by the relentless voices in your head! But You gotta stop!
Come to the reality, I’m a better driver and all around person than you or your cronies can or ever will be!
I prove it daily! Year after year, after year!
It’s Really got to suck knowing I don’t even have to scream “ I’m a Christian so I’m obviously a good person!”
Hell I’m not even stupid enough to buy an srt so people really think I’m important!
See ya!
by RoachKiller These dumb mother fuckers! They are boasting about being in England. All while the trace runs back to a router on the east coast…..
You people have really got to stop trusting poorly installed vpns….. s
ince I have no searches planned today. I think I will boast I’m in South Africa…..
Same batch of stupid, different day!
by RoachKiller They are not that bad! Remember to remove the paper after cooking if you’re going to pan cook!
by RoachKiller jmeeting.com! You will recognize a lot of the people that are there! Same batch of stupid different day!
And if you’re wondering about the fake profiles on TikTok, most of them are from Instagram! All you gotta do is go to Instagram and image search, you will find the real people, the real accounts of the bullshit they’re posting on fucking TikTok!
Their entire business model, their entire lives are full of shit……
by RoachKiller Ready to roll or are you busy getting all hot and bothered thinking about the Mormon tabernacle choir?
Cus we all know how you get when you hear the “ Vienna boys choir”!
It’s like a priest alone with a choir boy!
by RoachKiller The obituaries at your local newspaper! I’m still being denied the satisfaction of reading about your slow, painful death……
When they finally comes the day, I will saver and enjoy to the fullest…..
 praise sweet baby Jesus
by RoachKiller How are you and all your pedophilic, child abusing friends doing today?
It’s nice to see that some of them have actually gotten their kids back from the state! They still have the druggie mannerisms and body language but hopefully they can stay clean long enough to keep their kids!
My recommendation would be for them to stay as far away from people like you as possible! The reason I’ve been clean for 30+ years is cause I removed myself from that situation! Hopefully you’re very omnipotent ( that’s sarcasm!) friends can do the same… Do
by RoachKiller Amazon, but I’m thinking your driver or warehouse dudes are a little abusive to the merchandise!
3 out of 4 bottles exploded in transit!
by RoachKiller The reason these drivers are putting on enough cologne to choke a horse is due to the fact it’s probably going to be atleast a week before they shower again?
The 4 smells of a truck driver!
1 – butthole!
2 – the over cologner!
3 – the chain smoker!
4 – the dog catcher!
The worst of them all!
5 – the chain smoking dog owner!
by RoachKiller You park here so much gramps! You can literally park right next to your weed dealer! hop back in the truck and roll…..
by RoachKiller His pedo friends say what?
by RoachKiller No, the local PD didn’t bother me. He just drove around the parking lot at the taco time. Then drove around out on the street around the truck. I figured he was looking for the grandpa’s in the piece of shit white pick up truck, the one in my previous post!
Who knows what he is looking for. Geezers, cause I’ve been parking there for 30 years!
So my guess is he was looking for the two geezers. And if he would’ve given me a hassle, I would’ve literally showed him the video of what the geezers in the white pick up did when I was turning the corner. But, so maybe I should just send him the video of the two geezers in the white pick up truck for the hell of it. Cause it was a little illegal what they just tried to do…