Oh Gramps…

Last time I saw you at taco time you were sporting a white mercades!

Has Trump‘s tariff war hit you that hard already? I know you were a very vocal supporter of Trump. So I’m confused as to why you’re mad at me now?

I have not told anyone who I voted for president last year!

I will say this, though you’re definitely reaping what you sew…..

Oh, and next time when you call the police to tell them an 18 wheeler almost hit your front end. Make sure you tell them that you kept creeping far well over the crosswalk lines.

You were damn near full on in oncoming traffic lanes by the time I finished going around the corner past you!

Luckily, the local cop was a decent guy. I told him matter fact, almost showed him video of your sad pathetic ass……

My recommendation, Gramps, be happy your God won the presidency. Now he’s giving you what you wanted……