by Doesn’t everybody enjoy going by the yard to get fuel to find out the fuel island is locked up?
Then taking a few minutes to drive around the yard and see all the recently wrecked trucks? And why you’re doing that you’re noticing all the newbies that went out and bought big CB radios so they could be really important?
The same newbies who actually think that people believe they’re in, they’re in Minnesota when in actuality they’re flapping their lips like a mile away from you?
The truck tarded, there insanity is more than enough to make you giggle for a lifetime……
But don’t forget about when you pull out because you gotta go, ( sorry I am giggling as I’m voice to text typing this,) the mental midgets driving by with their phone in their hands, the steering wheel in the other with the biggest duh look on their face….
Just makes me warm and tingly inside to know when the apocalypse comes, they’ll be the first to go….. praise Jesus!
Most of all you gotta love the fact that as you get closer to the terminal, suddenly your peopleNET stops making any noise whatsoever. Text to speech no longer works. It doesn’t beep. It doesn’t notify you of anything. It’s strange how that works huh?
Call me paranoid. Call me what you will, but do you think they’re using the android version of the FaceTime app to listen to what you’re doing?
That would be a good conspiracy theory, wouldn’t it. A lot like the three yahoos that were holding their phones up, pointed at me as I was pulling out of the terminal there…..
Oh, and don’t worry about me and the wind yet! I’m sitting at 78,000 pounds and it hasn’t taken me over or even come close to tipping me over yet! But if the wind picks up much more, I’ll probably call it an early night!
Y’all don’t forget to go to church tomarrow! Y’all really need to learn to be quality, learn some fucking integrity and realize your Bible thumping isn’t the only religion! Praise sweet baby Jesus!