by Look into getting a deal with the major truck stops on my park and ride idea!
Having a fleet of in house golf carts to pick up and deliver these geriatrics and fat ass’s from their trucks to the entrance of the truck stops!
Charge $2 a ride and include a free condom for when they all want to fuck each other!
This way, their lazy cunt ass doesn’t have to do any physical exercise!
Added side note – we will make the call system Bluetooth compatible! That way they don’t even have to take off their tech support headsets!
It’s amazing how people who are so anti cell phone. Spend so much time talking on their fucking cell phones!
Just think gramps! This means you won’t have to take your walker out of the truck anymore! Woot woot!