No, I’m not 12 brah…..

I will not be contacting you on instagram to chase you down to spend my money with! Nor will I be waiting around for you to decide to contact me.

If I was 12, or maybe so excited or impatient to buy the services you offer! Or even deal with your lack of customer care. I might stick around! I know it will only get worser from here! ( us old people kinda know stupid when we deal with it! )

Unfortunately for you, I’m not! So me, being a grumpy old man with zero patience for stupid, lack of courtesy and or communication!

I already found me a new guy to do the work…..

See ya….. you stanky little cunt!