I’m supposed to be all, “ ewww, ahh, how scary!”

You people are a lot like how I think of my daughter! She is “special!” I forget she is special! I treat her like normal!
I can’t do that as it always bites me in The ass! The moral of the story is, you people too are special! Mentally retarded type special! Yet special!
I must remember to treat y’all accordingly!