by The reason why I’ve been having such a difficult time at this company over the last 23 years because I’m like the only driver or employee who’s not homosexual.
It didn’t hit me until just a little bit ago when I saw that transsexual, granny and her boyfriend! I’m like one of the only employees here that’s not a homosexual! no wonder I don’t fit it…..
No, I’m not joking. I’ve been pondering this for years. What am I doing different besides being successful at driving a truck then all the other drivers here?
It just hit me. I’m the only who’s not fucking gay! This isn’t a joke. I’m not lying. That’s the only logical conclusion I can come up with!
So I guess if I continue to work here, I had better buy a male ass protector because God knows what these freaks are thinking…..
Now that I think about it, I’ll be sitting in the driver’s lounge and I’m the only one talking about my old lady. I’m the only one talking about my wife. It’s all coming together……