by Hear ye! I have now laid claim to both nightstands! I, the king of this castle has made the decision to banish you to 1 drawer and 1 bookshelf for all your accoutrements!
Just like you banishing me to a small closet with no drawers! Let the kings words be written!
Praise Jesus!
Black rock, mine! controllers, mine! Empty water bottle, mine! Japanese news paper, mine!
I have laid claim, I will WIN!
P.s. the big bottle of sex lube next to the coffee? Yea that belongs to both of us…..