by I was home dumping the water out of the back of the hot rod! another one of those company trolls walks by!
now I’m pretty familiar with who my neighbors are up and down the street. I have a pretty good idea who they are so when I saw this geriatric, you know the type, they wear the glasses but then they wear the clip on sunglasses visor under the glasses or over the glasses!
you know the ones I’m talking about! like they just got a eye exam, but they wear those filters over their glasses full-time.
You know the type of geezer I’m talking about! Well he’s walking by! I had all sorts of freaks walk by. But these geezer looked familiar! Like I had seen him at a terminal or something!
Anyhoot! They oddly don’t live in my neighborhood so I stopped this old man. I asked him, Is it just me or is it really fucking weird that we got all this traffic going down our street, of people who don’t live here.
Now I would say all they’re trying to get around some traffic jam up on Sunnyside, but I don’t know anybody with half a fucking brain who would go through a residential area. you know, slow down to 25 miles or less, go over speed bumps to save 15 seconds on the main Road
He replied with his words a jumble! “They all must be trying to go to the other neighborhood across the way!” Fuck you old man! No they ain’t! Roflmao! Fucken twats!
makes no sense driving through a residential hood like a bat out of hell! putting our children that live here at risk!
now I wouldn’t think anything of it. If it was the same people doing it every day. then I would know OK they’re going home , but it’s a constant unknown vehicles driving by the houses at a high rate of speed. Enough that I noticed them flying over the fucking speed bumps catching air.
Oddly after talking to that old man. I did not see one other person that I did not recognize walk up or down the street that day. It’s amazing how that works.