by RoachKiller I told you I was fucking psychic, and I was going to prove it to you when we hit Wyoming!
Did I not say, “ we will see at least one Amazon truck in the ditch somewhere between Rawlings and Cheyenne?”
Told you I was fucking psychic! That’s number two first one was on elk second one was right before Sinclair!
Ha, I win now fuck off!
by RoachKiller Your truck from jackknifing!
I have found the easiest way to keep my truck from jackknifing it’s simple. Is by not putting myself in a situation where my truck could possibly jackknife!
And if I am in a situation where I have to keep driving, I slow, way the fuck down and use extreme caution…..
Duh!
Most of all if it’s a situation where I just gotta keep going to get to a place to park.
You know one of those butthole puckering rides.
I’ve been known to pull off, slap on a set of single rails, maybe a drag chain or two and get on down the road!
by RoachKiller I heard on the news today. Was a guy say come on out the roads are great. There’s nothing out here to hit! cause I’m the only moron on the road.!
That made me laugh so hard……
by RoachKiller A blast with this! I can pretty much say what ever the fuck I want! Any fucking time I want and as many times as I fucking want!
As long is it’s legal! I can do it!
This to this in half a fucking mile!
by RoachKiller You and your boyfriend never should have stopped in Seville! Another 5 miles and you were clear all the way down!
I’m not making fun of your sexuality! I’m just trying to help you see. Everyone already knows you’re a gay trainer!
Now you’re also fucked as that snow was coming down hard and the fact it’s now below 20 degrees. Also means all this shit is ice now!
Now you and your friend have plenty of time to switch positions! Top, bottom, bottom, top…..
Remember to wear a condom!
by RoachKiller Got to stop putting these bad boys on right after a shower!
Warm as fuck!
Don’t worry, the low iq’ers will say they are yoga pants! lol, no they are men’s thermal running pants or tights!
Nothing female or gay about them! Considering my buddy who wore the cold version of these over in Iraq during the war……
by RoachKiller Severe ice storm in Iowa and up to 70” of snow in the cascades / siskous!
Button up, buckle up and chain up!