They are so cute! Wich one should I make the new drive4crete and drive4shaffer mascot?
Awww…..
by RoachKiller Category: Road Life
What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller Just curious……
by RoachKiller How many more times can you shatter that illusion of integrity? I lost track years ago, this explains why I no longer apologize for what stupid shit this company does at shippers and receivers …..:
Oh, come on……
by RoachKiller Doesn’t everybody enjoy going by the yard to get fuel to find out the fuel island is locked up?
Then taking a few minutes to drive around the yard and see all the recently wrecked trucks? And why you’re doing that you’re noticing all the newbies that went out and bought big CB radios so they could be really important?
The same newbies who actually think that people believe they’re in, they’re in Minnesota when in actuality they’re flapping their lips like a mile away from you?
The truck tarded, there insanity is more than enough to make you giggle for a lifetime……
But don’t forget about when you pull out because you gotta go, ( sorry I am giggling as I’m voice to text typing this,) the mental midgets driving by with their phone in their hands, the steering wheel in the other with the biggest duh look on their face….
Just makes me warm and tingly inside to know when the apocalypse comes, they’ll be the first to go….. praise Jesus!
Most of all you gotta love the fact that as you get closer to the terminal, suddenly your peopleNET stops making any noise whatsoever. Text to speech no longer works. It doesn’t beep. It doesn’t notify you of anything. It’s strange how that works huh?
Call me paranoid. Call me what you will, but do you think they’re using the android version of the FaceTime app to listen to what you’re doing?
That would be a good conspiracy theory, wouldn’t it. A lot like the three yahoos that were holding their phones up, pointed at me as I was pulling out of the terminal there…..
Oh, and don’t worry about me and the wind yet! I’m sitting at 78,000 pounds and it hasn’t taken me over or even come close to tipping me over yet! But if the wind picks up much more, I’ll probably call it an early night!
Y’all don’t forget to go to church tomarrow! Y’all really need to learn to be quality, learn some fucking integrity and realize your Bible thumping isn’t the only religion! Praise sweet baby Jesus!
They spilled…..
by RoachKiller That shit everywhere man! Luckily it’s been over 90 days so I’ll go ahead and get a truck wash! Not thrilled about it but I got the time!
Besides it’s over due! Since I found out about closed hood washes it’s been greaaaat! Haven’t had an abs sensor go batshit since…..
Oh and by the way, SLC has used that “ your 1 of 3 left” story before! It was on exactly something like this, like 15 years ago….
You will notice, the better you are, the more harassment the subpar are allowed to do…..
Read my blogs from the last 20 years if you need proof…..
Pretty!
Now what’s wrong?….
by RoachKiller With this picture? I can spot four different things!
Number one, no meat lock on the back of the trailer!
Number two is obviously not me there’s no yellow pole or meat lock…..
Can you tell me what the other three things are that are wrong with this video?
How sad……
by RoachKiller What’s flipping through the control panel of my TikTok account. And landed on the account info and little did I know there were a bunch of reports for terms of service agreements. I supposedly broke!
So I started going through them to see what exactly I was doing wrong. And I’m looking at my comments, and someone is literally reporting every comment I make. No matter how innocent and innocuous it is. But then I was searching through, and I found a comment that I never made!
So I’ll have to report that one! But what is funny is up until I deleted all of my fake followers. And cleared out all of my previous logins. Everything past that I have no violations. Everything before that I have a violation on almost every comment I make, like I said as innocuous and terms of service friendly they are.!
It’s not difficult to figure out who is behind all this. But I find it extremely sad……
Don’t worry the toothless crackheads were doing the same thing on Twitter and Facebook! Worthless truck drivers who can’t drive and now they want revenge from everybody that can…..
Same stupid, different day
I am officially…..
by RoachKiller The last of 3 people, according to slc, who have never been to a ddc class! As I was rudely awoken this morning, telling me I have to go!
No reason why, no accidents, no tickets, just told I must go or else!
So you can imagine my anger this a.m. when I’m told I have to go but given no reason!
As for the last 23 years I have avoided any “ driving” class this company offers! As the only safety meeting I’ve ever been to was all a crock of shit that they spent damn near the entire hour flapping there lips for there liability and to spread even more company propaganda!
Now if I had been informed at any earlier date that this was just a new bullshit requirement that all drivers have to go to. I would have said, “ fuck you!” And gone to one of the 4 previous ones I was by!
No body ever notified me of this! So you can imagine how fucking pissed off I was this morning! you throw this shit at me with no explanation! Especially someone who actually shows up every day, does there fucking job and goes the fuck home!
Not one person or message has ever said, all drivers must go to a ddc class!
God damn I’m tired of these fucking people and the bullshit that’s associated with them…..
If I could find a way to get that time back and take my expertise to a company that’s worth the work! I will definitely do it!
Yup I’m still pissed off!
Oh and the load that was supposed to be ready yesterday? Yea, I came in this am to get it and they had no empties. So they never loaded it! Imagine that…..
Oh and I will take some sandpaper with me to this class and I’ll definitely let you know which has more value!
The class or wiping my ass with sandpaper…..
Exactly…..
by RoachKiller How much bandwidth my work phone with the free cell service uses! It would be about a gig lower but I accidentally left AppStore open and it downloaded updates…..
It’s amazing…..
by RoachKiller This blog is supposably read by no one. Yet y’all know exactly what it says! Amazing how that works huh?
So technically the person who needs to keep their mouth shut would be y’all! Cus you’re the ones spreading this blog…..
I can honestly say…..
by RoachKiller Y’all need to pray to your god and thank him for the purge not being legal…..
Otherwise, this story would be a whole lot different….. for you…..
Ok now I feel better! Knowing there is still a chance the purge could still become law…..
Praise sweet baby Jesus! Crossing fingers!
Now that’s funny…..
by RoachKiller Looks like someone tried stealing fuel out of my tank last night! Looks like most of it ended up dripping down the side!
You people never fail to amaze me with your stupidity, greed and selfishness! I’m also guessing those are the very same reasons you’re stealing fuel……
But hey your Christian’s, right?
You should see what they did to the bobtail next to me! From the looks of it they tried stealing an air valve. As all the hoses connected to it were disconnected!
The toothless crackheads, when will they ever learn?
I have read…..
by RoachKiller The entire Bible! I have read every volume of the satanic bible! Anton lavey’s version and other various penned versions!
I find that the people who say they follow either. Really don’t have a fucking clue as to what their Bible says!
So when I was penning stupidity yesterday. I came up with this acronym “ wwjfd!” What would Jesus fucking do?
So my brain is ticking and thought, hmm. Let’s compare everyday situations from both sides of the religious spectrum and let’s see wich is evil’er than the other!
Now how do I do this without showing bias? Ahhh, by using real life examples of what either side has done….
Stay tuned….
Roflmao!
by RoachKiller Sent my wife a pano picture! This is what she sent back! It’s my art…..
Originals
Gunna let you…..
by RoachKiller In on a little secret! There is always someone, somewhere, struggling for something!
The majority of those struggles are self inflicted! ( how many times can you order door dash in a week before you go broke? )
Very few are real! My suggestion, live YOUR fucking life!
If you’re inclined, help those you feel need the help! Don’t help those you think don’t!
Most of all, live your fucking life!
I can think of 10 of my very own groupies who say they are struggling! Yet 1 drives a corvette and the other has 1 hell of a drug/drink addiction!
Both make decent money, employed and are able bodied people!
So you choose, listen to the self inflicted misery or live your own life! It’s all up to you!
So sad….
by RoachKiller Was reminded today that both of my brothers we lost to the war on drugs. Recently had birthdays!
May god have mercy on their souls!
Now we await the death of there step father! I’m already setting aside some urine to spread upon his grave!
Praise sweet baby Jesus! Amen!
How’s that…..
by RoachKiller Mental health rolling y’all today?
Seriously, I so enjoy watching y’all spend literal decades trying to be important! After all that time, y’all still ain’t!
Mmm, warms my heart! Gives me goosebumps and honestly reminds me of how lucky I am to have an iq over 70…..
Dunno what…..
by RoachKiller To tell ya? In between my personal miner and mapping. I haven’t paid for cell service in months!
I even offered up the secret code to get you free cell service every month! Nada from you!
I even offered my referral code that gets you a free month….
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Y’all are…..
by RoachKiller Missing out! The literal grippy sock crew just walked into the truck stop! Wow, I feel zero sorry for y’all!
Wich reminds me all those texts I received coming out of dodge city a while back. Yea, supposably they were from torez!
I have no idea who the people in the pictures were! I do know that wasn’t torez! Any hoot, it all quickly ended when I replied to that text with, “ who the fuck are you and why the fuck do I care?”
Then that night I get a phone call at 0300 pst 0500 local, right after I had just fallen asleep! So imagine me being super pissed! Ask my dispatcher what that’s like!
There is a reason I’ve veered far away from the dope show that is you and your people! I also plan on keeping it that way…..
I wish y’all the best of luck, just acquire that luck far away from me…..
Look driver…..
by RoachKiller I left more than enough room for you and your buddies to pull right up and jump in…..
Oh and take your TikTok whores with you….
Anyone else…
by RoachKiller Hate it when the low rents call to the world on the CB and start using your coined terms?
no my big cb did broke. I have to send it back to get a new screen. So I’m using my little unit that on a good day can hear about 2 miles.
I’m trying to figure out how the interstate is closed at exit 157? Yet exit 157 is closed at the interstate? I squelch down and I hear this lip flapping cunt using all of my fucking names or phrases!
I can appreciate his use, because more than likely it was used correctly. But it’s just the fact that even my fucking derogatory comments are being stolen by trolls! Or the trucker tarded….
Like is nothing sacred anymore? can I not call you a cockroach or a Cunt and then suddenly have 1 million people calling you the same thing? I worked hard on these phrases. I worked hard on these derogatory names.!
Why the fuck can’t you people come up with your own?