Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

Now that’s funny…..

by RoachKiller

Looks like someone tried stealing fuel out of my tank last night! Looks like most of it ended up dripping down the side!

You people never fail to amaze me with your stupidity, greed and selfishness! I’m also guessing those are the very same reasons you’re stealing fuel……

But hey your Christian’s, right?

You should see what they did to the bobtail next to me! From the looks of it they tried stealing an air valve. As all the hoses connected to it were disconnected!

The toothless crackheads, when will they ever learn?

I have read…..

by RoachKiller

The entire Bible! I have read every volume of the satanic bible! Anton lavey’s version and other various penned versions!

I find that the people who say they follow either. Really don’t have a fucking clue as to what their Bible says!

So when I was penning stupidity yesterday. I came up with this acronym “ wwjfd!” What would Jesus fucking do?

So my brain is ticking and thought, hmm. Let’s compare everyday situations from both sides of the religious spectrum and let’s see wich is evil’er than the other!

Now how do I do this without showing bias? Ahhh, by using real life examples of what either side has done….

Stay tuned….

Gunna let you…..

by RoachKiller

In on a little secret! There is always someone, somewhere, struggling for something!

The majority of those struggles are self inflicted! ( how many times can you order door dash in a week before you go broke? )

Very few are real! My suggestion, live YOUR fucking life!

If you’re inclined, help those you feel need the help! Don’t help those you think don’t!

Most of all, live your fucking life!

I can think of 10 of my very own groupies who say they are struggling! Yet 1 drives a corvette and the other has 1 hell of a drug/drink addiction!

Both make decent money, employed and are able bodied people!

So you choose, listen to the self inflicted misery or live your own life! It’s all up to you!

So sad….

by RoachKiller

Was reminded today that both of my brothers we lost to the war on drugs. Recently had birthdays!

May god have mercy on their souls!

Now we await the death of there step father! I’m already setting aside some urine to spread upon his grave!

Praise sweet baby Jesus! Amen!

How’s that…..

by RoachKiller

Mental health rolling y’all today?

Seriously, I so enjoy watching y’all spend literal decades trying to be important! After all that time, y’all still ain’t!

Mmm, warms my heart! Gives me goosebumps and honestly reminds me of how lucky I am to have an iq over 70…..

Dunno what…..

by RoachKiller

To tell ya? In between my personal miner and mapping. I haven’t paid for cell service in months!

I even offered up the secret code to get you free cell service every month! Nada from you!

I even offered my referral code that gets you a free month….

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This works where Verizon doesn’t!

Y’all are…..

by RoachKiller

Missing out! The literal grippy sock crew just walked into the truck stop! Wow, I feel zero sorry for y’all!

Wich reminds me all those texts I received coming out of dodge city a while back. Yea, supposably they were from torez!

I have no idea who the people in the pictures were! I do know that wasn’t torez! Any hoot, it all quickly ended when I replied to that text with, “ who the fuck are you and why the fuck do I care?”

Then that night I get a phone call at 0300 pst 0500 local, right after I had just fallen asleep! So imagine me being super pissed! Ask my dispatcher what that’s like!

There is a reason I’ve veered far away from the dope show that is you and your people! I also plan on keeping it that way…..

I wish y’all the best of luck, just acquire that luck far away from me…..

Anyone else…

by RoachKiller

Hate it when the low rents call to the world on the CB and start using your coined terms?

no my big cb did broke. I have to send it back to get a new screen. So I’m using my little unit that on a good day can hear about 2 miles.

I’m trying to figure out how the interstate is closed at exit 157? Yet exit 157 is closed at the interstate? I squelch down and I hear this lip flapping cunt using all of my fucking names or phrases!

I can appreciate his use, because more than likely it was used correctly. But it’s just the fact that even my fucking derogatory comments are being stolen by trolls! Or the trucker tarded….

Like is nothing sacred anymore? can I not call you a cockroach or a Cunt and then suddenly have 1 million people calling you the same thing? I worked hard on these phrases. I worked hard on these derogatory names.!

Why the fuck can’t you people come up with your own?

You know……

by RoachKiller

If you stop getting all up and everyone else’s business and worried about your own. maybe you wouldn’t be in the predicament you’re in now?

Next count, house arrest, then you move to the big leagues! you go to county jail then you make it to state prison, then you make it to federal prison! After that, I think they’re gonna go for the death penalty!

Feel free to work your way up the ladder! I’ll be there to cheer you on the whole way…..

$20 buy in……

by RoachKiller

I already have the square that says he was pulled over for speeding. Because he was getting a blow job from a lot lizard and wasn’t paying attention…..

Only square left is, an unknown mechanical issue, and the lovely state trooper was pulling him over to let him know! That’s the only square left…..

Snitches get stitches, thus explains why the picture is blurry! But I sure the fuck ain’t gunna pass up a great opportunity to completely make fun of one of the companies holy rollers! Cause them holy rollers be some serious Cunts!

This is a…

by RoachKiller

Perfect example of the American workforce today!

Up until a couple weeks ago, my old lady worked with Damian Lillard’s sister. Yes that Damian Lillard. From what the wife was telling me she was a very lovely lady and a hard-working lady. But about six months ago, the manager of the place that my old lady works at was replaced with some other people.

Now over the last six months the only people that still work there are my old lady, and one other person!

My old lady and the other lady have damn good work ethics, they help out when needed and basically do their job and go home! The other lady is literally pulling 60 – 70 hours a week…..

Unfortunately, the new management team they got in are the exact opposite. The assistant manager, for some odd reason is incapable of showing up for work on time.

The manager from what I’m understanding doesn’t manage shit. So basically over the last six months the entire crew of this medical facility have left! All they have now are unresponsive slackers!

The moral of the story? when you have good people working for you and then you hire and put into positions, People who are not good workers. The good workers are eventually gonna quit and go elsewhere. So then you’re stuck with subpar Shit workers……

There’s more to it, but I just want to leave it there!

Personally…..

by RoachKiller

I will be there with a hammer and a brick full of nails! I will proudly pound each and every one, if that means people like you….

Disappear!

Whoda thunk…..

by RoachKiller

There was that big of a draw for gay porn in Tennessee?

I was always under the impression they were homophobic, racists over there?

Then I remembered the time I was getting work done at the old Knoxville yard and that black guy mistakenly thought I was gay and he wanted me to pound his ass, in his car in the parking lot! Roflmao!

Now that I think about it? Isn’t that sexual harassment? I mean I ain’t gay and that happening at work, on company property…..

Sounds like stupid to me….. now that I think about it. I’m thinking some people owe me about $50 million dollars in back harassment earnings…..