Category: Road Life

Anal glazed yeast ring?

A bummer! You calling me a jackass for my blog post. Yeah, you’re the same Cunt who has spent decades fucking with me for showing up, doing my job and going the fuck home!

I think you better take that Uno reverse card and shove it up your ass! the way I see it? You’re the jackass, the Cunt and a worthless pile of shit!

Can you imagine being fucked with because you show up to work, do your job and go the fuck home?

I havent stuck around cause I think what you’re doing is funny. I stuck around because I know I’m gonna end up with all your fucking money! Legally!

So you and your band of little short haired Cunts, who think your real truck drivers, better buckle up, cause you’re in for one hell of a fucking disappointment, Comprende?

You and your clique’ can go fuck yourselves…

Trying to create a website mascot that represents the new breed of truck driver. The typical Newbee truck driver!

A mascot with a duh look on his face while also representing the wife, girlfriend or significant other, who’s of course an only fans whore. While having five little kids that could or could not be his……

See the dilemma in that? How do you represent all of those things with one mascot? If you throw in the what’s going to happen with the children. When they figure out their mom is a fucking only fans who’re? it makes it virtually impossible to come up with a Mascot……

How many more times can you shatter that illusion of integrity? I lost track years ago, this explains why I no longer apologize for what stupid shit this company does at shippers and receivers …..:

Doesn’t everybody enjoy going by the yard to get fuel to find out the fuel island is locked up?

Then taking a few minutes to drive around the yard and see all the recently wrecked trucks? And why you’re doing that you’re noticing all the newbies that went out and bought big CB radios so they could be really important?

The same newbies who actually think that people believe they’re in, they’re in Minnesota when in actuality they’re flapping their lips like a mile away from you?

The truck tarded, there insanity is more than enough to make you giggle for a lifetime……

But don’t forget about when you pull out because you gotta go, ( sorry I am giggling as I’m voice to text typing this,) the mental midgets driving by with their phone in their hands, the steering wheel in the other with the biggest duh look on their face….

Just makes me warm and tingly inside to know when the apocalypse comes, they’ll be the first to go….. praise Jesus!

Most of all you gotta love the fact that as you get closer to the terminal, suddenly your peopleNET stops making any noise whatsoever. Text to speech no longer works. It doesn’t beep. It doesn’t notify you of anything. It’s strange how that works huh?

Call me paranoid. Call me what you will, but do you think they’re using the android version of the FaceTime app to listen to what you’re doing?

That would be a good conspiracy theory, wouldn’t it. A lot like the three yahoos that were holding their phones up, pointed at me as I was pulling out of the terminal there…..

Oh, and don’t worry about me and the wind yet! I’m sitting at 78,000 pounds and it hasn’t taken me over or even come close to tipping me over yet! But if the wind picks up much more, I’ll probably call it an early night!

Y’all don’t forget to go to church tomarrow! Y’all really need to learn to be quality, learn some fucking integrity and realize your Bible thumping isn’t the only religion! Praise sweet baby Jesus!

This blog is supposably read by no one. Yet y’all know exactly what it says! Amazing how that works huh?

So technically the person who needs to keep their mouth shut would be y’all! Cus you’re the ones spreading this blog…..

Y’all need to pray to your god and thank him for the purge not being legal…..

Otherwise, this story would be a whole lot different….. for you…..

Ok now I feel better! Knowing there is still a chance the purge could still become law…..

Praise sweet baby Jesus! Crossing fingers!