Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

Todays…..

by RoachKiller

Toilet paper!

Wich has more value this class I’m about to take? or wiping my ass with sandpaper? Answer to come……

Sand paper courtesy of the Harrisburg petro…..

Ok adult children/trolls….

by RoachKiller

You haven’t figured out why I follow your troll accounts on tik tok, have you?

I’m fully aware of how social media works. I’m also fully aware of you grown ass morons and your batch of stupid!

So riddle me this cockroach, why do you think I follow you and your troll accounts? why do I continue to allow you to do your batch of stupid over and over and over and over and over again?

I promise you it has to do with your money and your friends…..

So riddle me…..

Oh you people…..

by RoachKiller

Are such super hackers! We are all in awe of your power and American terrorist ideology!

Only 1 problem princess, not my internet which means, not my monkey…..

But good for you! Hacking a little old ladies xfinity router to make yourself look important….

We are all so awww struck with your mental superiority…..

Me, I’m gunna make dinner, take a walk around the park and maybe check in on your old ladies for some free nudity……

Even they are so in awe of your mental superiority they just can’t stop laughing….

Don’t that shit…

by RoachKiller

Piss you off? You get lost one day bobtailing a round Harrisburg. and you see some really cool fucking places you want to check out but you don’t have the time. So you have the time now so you take a little detour and go check them out and the motherfucking place is gone!

Now it’s some shitty pickle ball fucking court! wTF!

But at least on the way out, I got to see your old lady drive-by with her thumb and index finger pointed in an L shape on her forehead!

I think that hand gesture was meant for you driver? Cus usually your old ladies drive-by and show me a boob or other adult things…..

Yay…..

by RoachKiller

Jury duty deferred! I do believe this is the only time that being a truck driver comes in handy!

Cus homeboy ain’t gunna make that….. ain’t that right gramps? By the way it was nice seeing you drive by the other way today at the shipper!

Did they take away your truck cus of those dilated eyes?

Now that I’m thinking about it, Gramps. Shouldn’t your old lady be driving? If they took away your truck from the dilated eyes of early onset mental retardation? Then that would mean that your mental retardation has fully kicked in, you shouldn’t be driving……

Anyone confused…..

by RoachKiller

As to How dispatch could ever have the balls to be mad about anything?

I mean it’s not like they’ll be sitting in fucking Utah with preplanned prepaid vacation and being told by dispatch and your terminal manager that if you need to get home that badly you need to find your own way……

Seriously, when do you think the last time anyone in management or dispatch didn’t make it home in time for a important event because someone else didn’t do their fucking job?

Do you think anyone in dispatch or management has ever been told they couldn’t go home early? I mean, even if they were covered and fucking little red dots all over their entire fucking body? Do you think they would be told they couldn’t leave early to go home to a doctor?

So help me out here how do you have the fucking balls to be mad about anything?

Think of it like this…..

by RoachKiller

I had to call SLC a while back. Can’t remember the exact reason. But I also asked, who do I call to find out when my tsa check is due!

I can’t remember her name. Red hair, does new. Driver onboarding…. She said she would find out and send me a message.

I got a message, I was told it expires when my license does! Luckily I need multiple answeres from multiple sources. I found out you can check yourself

So I went online and found out it expires this year! You starting to understand why I do what I do?

And so it begins…..

by RoachKiller

It took talking to 6 people including safety. Why I must go to a ddc class! ( defensive driving class )

( I’ve been with this company a long time! They have tried to force me several times to do classes I wasn’t required to do! They even forced me to do the pre hire stress test that I wasn’t required to do! After being here 6 years!) so I believe not one fucking word from anybody without multiple confirmations from multiple people in management!

So excuse my confusion but if I have no wrecks. I haven’t had anything other than a parking ticket in 15 years. Why would you send me to a class that’s worthless to me?

But hey remember I’m a dime a dozen at this company…..

Look it’s simple, I’m not playing any games! I’m here to do the mother fucking job I earned! The company wants me to do a, which has more value, wiping my ass with sandpaper or taking a company sponsored safety class?

I’ll gladly do it! But to suddenly throw this at me on Friday! No real reason why! Multiple different stories from multiple different people!

All while letting me believe I fucked up somewhere is horseshit! I will gladly admit wrong doing if I’ve done it!

Here’s the thing, why wasn’t I told this months ago? I would have gone to the one in Cheyenne and spent my time making fun of the geriatric dialated eye crew. That oddly followed me across Wyoming that night….. in their cars!

Oh by the way Celia was actually nice to me this time…..

Oh and nobody in safety knows who Andrew is! Like I told safety, I gave up years ago trying to figure out who anyone was….

Went In to take….

by RoachKiller

A piss yesterday at the petro! Omg, I don’t know whether it was the old man, the black guy, the transsexual male or the recently shaved head guy.

Either 1 or all of ya smelled like rancid fish! Jesus Christ!

Don’t you hate…..

by RoachKiller

It when you forget to turn your phone off of video?

I wonder how many of little Bo peeps sheep were there…..

Roflmao!

Either way I got my strawberry milk and bbq rib sandwiches! Praise sweet baby Jesus!

Are they have the bacon wrap pork pelicans for four for five bucks always a good deal! And if there’s a granny there at the fixing bar before you. Always elbow her a kid run her that old bag is gonna steal all the fucking tomatoes.!

Reminded me of Back when I was a kid and we go to Norths chuck wagon with grandma and she would take the big purse….