What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller Natzi sympathizers doing today? I’m guessing Nazism is kind of slow for you? I’m guessing when you have the time to be a real life troll, Adolph hasn’t done his job.?
There’s an old saying,” you can’t fight stupid……”
by RoachKiller I’m fucking better than you…..
by RoachKiller Who do you think they will believe? A black man with an extremely checkered past and an extremely shitty driving record? Or a white guy with a upstanding citizen background and a killer driving record?
So you think about that and you get back to me when you finally figure out the answer…..
by RoachKiller The clips off of the fuel pump handles. The equivalent of your mom taking the strings off your bass so you won’t hang yourself?
by RoachKiller Since the US government started a minimum IQ to join the military!
A sheetz hotdog with marinara, tomato, onion, and boom-boom sauce!
That’s a wiener I would pay seven dollars for at the stadium!
by RoachKiller At little Auschwitz to get fuel and chat with the guards who are definitely Natzi sympathizers.
Pulled in to get fuel. Walked around and saw a new person fueling in the lane next to me that I’ve never met before! “ he says hi. I’m sure he got the look of excitement on my face!
A possible newbie who could be smart? Then I talk to them for about 30 seconds or so, I realize they’re the reasons that they had to take the clips off the fuel pumps……
Oh, and little Auschwitz, you have either a rabbit or a giant fucking rat in the parking lot….
by RoachKiller Sympathizers ready to roll? Or are y’all busy hunting Mexican, Jews and other stupid people like yourselves?
by RoachKiller Where I’m at they got a butt load of Natzi sympathizers…..
I’m guessing that they’re upset there their leader took away their food stamps or something! So now they’re taking out their hostilities on actual hard working folk that could give two shits whether people like them are alive or not…..
by RoachKiller Watching members of the American natzi club drive around in there 4 wheelers trying to act important….
by RoachKiller I told you about my groupies years ago! I am that important to a group of people that yes, I actually have groupies!
(They go as far as sending there kids or friends and sometimes family! it’s the usual clown ass troll shit…. )
Only provided by people of a lower class with no mental capacity to go any higher! ) they are the definition of the saying, “ trucker tarded “, what else’s can I say…..
Mentally retarded groupies, yet groupies just the same! Wich in my eyes and the eyes of your god! It’s exactly the same….
See you know the clown ass’s are near when your walking buy to hit the head. When One of them goes, “there’s the guy we’re supposed to fuck with“!
That’s when you know the show is about to begin!
Stay tuned….. tonight’s show looks entertaining!
****update*****
Nope, low rent and uneventful like usual! Someday, I would recommend you’re not the one when that someday comes……
by RoachKiller Ended up on the wrong blog! Doh!
by RoachKiller I waited all day to take this shit! Isn’t it ironic…..
by RoachKiller All these years, Are you important yet?
by RoachKiller You know, if these people spending all there time to fuck with you. We’re actually doing as good as they say they are.
They wouldn’t care what your pissant ass was doing! Their narcissistic tendencies won’t allow them…..
by RoachKiller Princess! I left it exactly like it was left for me! Except for the shoe prints in the rim grease! That’s there to remind me I checked the rims…..
But all that damage was there previous to pick up! How do I know? It’s all got ice melt and mud on it! Kind of a big clue it isn’t fresh damage! Comprende’?
by RoachKiller Lot of stupid shit over the years! I will tell you hearing a 71 year old woman complain about being carded for buying condoms!
Greatest thing I’ve ever hearded!
Then I saw her 60-year-old son that was with her. Then I realized what the condoms were for! She’s definitely regretting that day 60 years ago……
by RoachKiller These dumb motherfuckers just found out about some hair growth formula! So they all shaved their heads so they can grow it all back! Roflmao!
so they’re gonna have a nice head of hair for when I mount their head on my wall!
Fucking awesome…..
by RoachKiller The show! These dumb motherfuckers are handing me a workplace harassment lawsuit on a silver fucking platter….. along with their heads…..
by RoachKiller Do I have to put load straps in or?
In all the years I’ve been driving, I have never heard a driver ask a yard hostler that question! Shipping clerk yes, yard hostler no…..
To hilarious to pass up……
by RoachKiller I just messaged dispatch that unless I leave shortly. They will have to find one of these high quality drivers sitting here at the yard to run this 360 mile load!
Lo and behold, suddenly they have a place with an empty! Ahhh! Imagine that!
You don’t think the reason they keep forcing these shit loads on me is due to the fact. All of these high quality drivers they say they have. Really ain’t that high quality, do you?