What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller You can’t back down now, huh? Cause if you do, everybody will know, you were so full of shit that it was running out your eyeballs!
There is no mad, mutually assured, destruction! We are now at your fucked!
What is cool about stupid people though is they will keep going, even though they know how fucked they is!
Big yawn…..
by RoachKiller Watching the show the road trolls are putting on. Is it just me or isn’t there a law against tracking or following commercial vehicles with a malicious intent?
Anyways, it’s not like we’re dealing with the brightest of the bunch! 
I just pray that their God will allow them into heaven, even though they were trolls and cunts on earth……
by RoachKiller Who are going to be having twins soon. I did a little research and decided on a car seat / stroller system!
Now my daughter is getting ready to have twins soon and even though they already have 2 car seats. They don’t have anything yet for strollers!
Since she is dealing with twins. I wanted to find a system that would eleviate all the hassle of pulling each kid out. Stuffing them in the stroller 1 by one!
This is by far the best I found! You stuff the kid in the car seat in the car. You then remove the car seat carrier from the mount in the car and proceed to mount those little bastards. Still in there car seats. To the stroller!
Thus saving time, attention and the possibilities of the little bastards rolling away….. all while getting the second little monster out…..
I bought this on sale, 2 car seats and 1 double stroller for $350.00! Reasonably priced system that had a lot of good reviews!
Added bonus, when the kids get older. They can not only sit in the stroller. It can be converted so they can stand and ride too…..
Jesus it even has a bubble indicator! Even a dad who does “ construction” can install and use this thing! Cmon…..
by RoachKiller Bring back the purge!
by RoachKiller To get a new phone mount! SPeach to text is really not working well with my phone down by the floor…..
I bought a really nice phone holder that mounts to the windshield! I can’t stand it, as it blocks my view!
So until I get a new one! You will have to decipher these posts! As I’m tired of fixing them….
I know what I said! That’s honestly all that matters!
Bwoop bwoop!
by RoachKiller Is having a fucked day!
Does the 5 second rule still apply? He dropped the chiky nuggets and the bbq sauce! Poor bastard!
I’ll pray to sweet baby Jesus for you!
by RoachKiller Did they fire fake rob halford yesterday?
Go to Facebook and search rob halford! There you will find a bald headed guy that looks just like him. Yet you will notice that in every picture. His head is turned just right so you can’t see where halfords head tattoos should be!
Go, entertain yourself! Don’t be Jellz to know I was once blessed to sit in the very same room as fake rob halford…..
by RoachKiller I wasn’t kidding about your old ladies coming out to show me some love! Awwww! How sweet!
The cigarillo in her hand was a no go for me though…..
by RoachKiller Years ago, what I said “you’re good guys are the ones that will bring you down“?
When I said the other day in that video about them letting air out of steer tires, them fucking with trucks etc? I wasn’t joking. I got the video to back it up. Matter fact, I got video to back up damn near everything I say!
I love the reaction slackers have When you innocuously start telling your achievements and credentials to them. They actually get mad or jealous! Roflmao! Weirdest fucking thing I’ve ever seen!
The moral of the story, be proud of what you have done! be proud of succeeding, be proud of your accomplishments! Don’t ever let the subpar bring you down or make you feel like you have done something wrong by just even talking about it!
They are the true sign of sub-human shit! those who are jellies can go fuck themselves with a purple dildo while driving down a backwoods road in the middle of Wyoming! Oh wait, your old ladies have actually done that for me, live…..
by RoachKiller I call it, “Is it bobtail or a straight truck” in that parking spot that looks empty?
by RoachKiller Vblog on that Ddc class that I took today later tonight! (defensive driving class ) there was no instruction on defensive driving whatsoever!
But I will tell you these two things. I had to stop looking at the guy in front of me because all I wanted to do is flick his earrings and see how badly he would scream if I pulled one out?
by the end of the class I was yelling out wrong answeres just for the fun of it! so I did manage to have a little bit of fun Among other things…..
by RoachKiller A group of shitty truck drivers as much as saying you’re a good truck driver and then actually being able to prove it!
The hostility, I felt when I was explaining why I was there at that class really seemed to rub the instructors the wrong way!
But I did enjoy working on my acting skills. I was able to play, ego guy, shy guy, asshole guy, and victim!
Today was a good day, and I was also informed I was able to share the same table as the terminal manager of the Lenoir city Tennessee terminal.
No, I looked over at him. I’ve seen the guy before. But all his drivers keep telling me he is the Hitler of Lenoir city?
He didn’t look like a Hitler to me, maybe an SS guard? Maybe a Jew hunter? But definitely not Hitler……
by RoachKiller Part to finally get an answer to my theory…..
by RoachKiller You forgot to mention that dispatch will call you while you’re driving! Even though oh wait, never mind you’re allowed to talk on the phone while you’re driving as long as you have a Bluetooth! Figure that one the fuck out.
I don’t use a Bluetooth. I will talk on the phone while driving maybe 15 minutes a day Max I’ve got nothing that fucking important to say to anybody, especially while I’m driving! every phone has speakerphone Bluetooth not required!
By no means am I a fucking perfect driver by no means do I know everything! I do however know what fucking works for me! And by all the wrecks and all the stories, I’m pretty sure that what you’re doing isn’t working for you.
But I will probably deliver this load tonight and call it an early day. Cause well, my eyes kinda hurt from rolling them so many times during that three hour class……
by RoachKiller I learned one fucking thing in class! I refreshed my memory. I hate putting out triangles. It has been so many fucking years since I had to put out triangles that I couldn’t remember how far apart they had to be.
I googled it and I came up with 25, 75, 100 feet! So that was the only refresher that I refreshed!
It fucking sucked ass being told the exact same information you have been fucking doing for 30 years. And then having them tell you you’re doing it all wrong!
What I found to be extremely almost psychotic in their attempt was to tell you that oh yeah, go ahead. Talk on your cell phone. All you want as long as you have a Bluetooth headset!
I have literally, I can’t tell you how I know this, but I have literally ridden behind a guy who spent his entire 11 hour shift of driving talking to his old lady! No way or how can you call that safe? I’ll never understand!
And all of this smith system, bullshit, blah blah, blah blah, how did they not mention once? To drop your fucking ego and be a courteous driver?
You throw in the concept of drop your ego and be as a courteous driver. If they have the brain power to comprehend that statement, they could possibly be a good drive!
That’s just the way I see it but I do love it since I started here almost 23 years ago when a newbie comes up and asked me about pre-trips and shit. I always have been telling them to do it the same way every time. If you stop and get distracted, start over from the beginning! I noticed that today they have now included that in there pre-trip video. That was me, well, I’m the reason for it. I don’t know, but I’m gonna assume Twas cus of me! Cus I’m awesome! 🙂
But honestly, I learned nothing new. I wasn’t even gonna wipe my ass with sandpaper cause I already know that the sandpaper would’ve been far more of a valuable learning experience than the three something hours. I just spent there!
But I always find it funny I really wanted to ask the teacher guy how many wrecks you’ve had since you stopped going driving on the road and are now a safety teacher?
Because every safety teacher I’ve ever met that used to be a driver was a really shitty driver….:
I hope all of those drivers that were in that class live a long, prosperous life. I hope they make Buku bucks and that the company’s propaganda of being the best of the best of the best finally comes to fruition!
But unlike you people, I’m not gonna fuck up a good thing. I’m gonna keep doing what I do cause obviously it fucking works.!
Oh, and a sidenote, you never mentioned to these newbies, had to keep their brain occupied and engaged, on a long drive!
Just a few thoughts, but hey, what do I know? I’m just a fucking truck driver……
by RoachKiller Toilet paper!
Wich has more value this class I’m about to take? or wiping my ass with sandpaper? Answer to come……
Sand paper courtesy of the Harrisburg petro…..
by RoachKiller You haven’t figured out why I follow your troll accounts on tik tok, have you?
I’m fully aware of how social media works. I’m also fully aware of you grown ass morons and your batch of stupid!
So riddle me this cockroach, why do you think I follow you and your troll accounts? why do I continue to allow you to do your batch of stupid over and over and over and over and over again?
I promise you it has to do with your money and your friends…..
So riddle me…..
by RoachKiller Are such super hackers! We are all in awe of your power and American terrorist ideology!
Only 1 problem princess, not my internet which means, not my monkey…..
But good for you! Hacking a little old ladies xfinity router to make yourself look important….
We are all so awww struck with your mental superiority…..
Me, I’m gunna make dinner, take a walk around the park and maybe check in on your old ladies for some free nudity……
Even they are so in awe of your mental superiority they just can’t stop laughing….
by RoachKiller Piss you off? You get lost one day bobtailing a round Harrisburg. and you see some really cool fucking places you want to check out but you don’t have the time. So you have the time now so you take a little detour and go check them out and the motherfucking place is gone!
Now it’s some shitty pickle ball fucking court! wTF!
But at least on the way out, I got to see your old lady drive-by with her thumb and index finger pointed in an L shape on her forehead!
I think that hand gesture was meant for you driver? Cus usually your old ladies drive-by and show me a boob or other adult things…..
by RoachKiller Only goes as far as the instruction manual they just read……