What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller Refurbished, that fucking thing makes THE best tv speaker for the truck!
Even if you set it in the cubby hole shelf next to the bed. It blasts movie quality sound with ease! Excellent voice sound and great boom sound!
Added bonus, if you pair it to your tv via Bluetooth. ( atleast on my tv ) you can control all volume via the tv remote!
Mine are Bose factory refurbished! Wich is why they were so cheap! Shipped from Bose with an additional warranty included!
Bravo Bose, bravo!
by RoachKiller It’s the same batch of stupid, doing the same batch of stupid! All roads lead to them…..
Decent winter gloves for cheap!
by RoachKiller Week! Let’s see, it started with snow in Buffalo, my aunt died, some white haired geriatric tried breaking into my trailer, the wife forgot to bring the dog in and she escaped! Then to top it all off a hodge put a tracker in my tik tok app…..
Man oh man, if this keeps up I just might have to throw my hands in the air and scream, “ fuuuuck yoooouuuu!”
So today, I reward myself with me time! Enjoying some movies, some sgetti, some leaded soda and wearing shoes with no socks!
Well that and I needed a reset anyways!
FYI, that Bose portable speaker kicks ass as a tv speaker! God damn, Bose has their shit figured out!
by RoachKiller Get This right driver? Your refinancing your mobile home from $350 a month to $250 a month? You’re paying for points to bring that monthly payment down to that $250 mark!
Yet you work for a company where the average median income is $100,000 a year? Yet if you increased your payment by $150 a month. you could pay your mobile home mortgage off in 5 years and save $3000. Even if you kept the mortgage rate you have now?
Hmmm, roflmao! You do what you gotta do, brah! my batch of stupid isn’t even on the same level as your batch of stupid…..
by RoachKiller A blast with this! I can pretty much say what ever the fuck I want! Any fucking time I want and as many times as I fucking want!
As long is it’s legal! I can do it!
This to this in half a fucking mile!
by RoachKiller I literally witnessed a woman driving 2 feet off the bumper of the car in front of her.
Texting with both hands, all while her 14” fingernails were flapping all over that phone!
I still don’t know what the fuck she was steering with…..
Only thing I do know is I backed out of passing her……
by RoachKiller Motherfuckers just can’t stop, can they? Stopped at the rest area to do my break. Take a shit, get something out of the vending machine……
Which reminds me what does grapeico soda taste like?
Anyway, I grabbed two cans of V-8 head back out to the truck. sitting there finishing up my break. I look in my mirrors. This motherfucker is palming my fucking seal on the trailer like it’s a set of testicles.
No, he looks like he might actually work here. A recently shaved head, white hair and way too concerned about what I’m doing. He also had his black fuck boy and I’m guessing his wife there. Literally looks like every skinny ass geriatric that works here!
I don’t know what’s fucking wrong with you people but if you’re playing with my seal on my trailer like it’s a fucking ball bag you’re gonna get a claw hammer to the fucking head Comprende? you dumb motherfuckers?
Starting to see the reason I use my meat lock on every load? Set it and forget it, baby!
by RoachKiller Was not doing cookies in the snow, officer! That’s just residue from running over that meth dealer a few miles back!
by RoachKiller Why I want $50 million for those 2 domains! Well that and y’all are cunts! that will just about cover the pain and suffering from the years of trucker stupid and harassment I’ve been forced to endure from the low rents, stupids and general trucker cunts!
All the big companies are doing it!
by RoachKiller You and your boyfriend never should have stopped in Seville! Another 5 miles and you were clear all the way down!
I’m not making fun of your sexuality! I’m just trying to help you see. Everyone already knows you’re a gay trainer!
Now you’re also fucked as that snow was coming down hard and the fact it’s now below 20 degrees. Also means all this shit is ice now!
Now you and your friend have plenty of time to switch positions! Top, bottom, bottom, top…..
Remember to wear a condom!
by RoachKiller One of those high quality, shaved head trainers. Get off their fat ass and check there tire pressure! Of course doing it right next to my truck when of course I was trying to pull out…..
Strange though cus I knew I was going into cold temps. So I took a few minutes while I was waiting for my fuel card issue to be fixed. To check the air in my tires!
Oddly on dry ground, while no one else was around….. I figured that way, I won’t have to deal with it while I’m in the snow…..
My guess, that was thinking way too far into the future for you…..
Oh and congratulations on making it with this company 3 years! Come talk to me when you hit 23 years. Let’s see if your attitude is the same…..
by RoachKiller I did what you couldn’t! I actually backed into that spot via backing around the yellow safety pole! Avoiding both trailers that were over the lines!
Hell, the lady in receiving actually came out to watch a good driver work! She smiled and I think she even clapped when I got into that spot with zero incident!
My guess, by their reaction, you and your cronies were not that successful…..
Like I always say, why send a white haired bearded slacker in to do the job of a man! You know you will be disappointed every fucking time!
by RoachKiller How’s troll life rolling ya? From what I’m seeing, y’all are getting rolled harder than a drunk whale at Caesars palace!
by RoachKiller Have a wager going on. The one and only time I ever sent that 10+ year safety ring in to get the diamond chips put on. It took a year+ to get it back! Then I only got it back was cus I actually chased after it with safety!
The wager is, $20 on how long it will take to get this “ driver of the year jacket “!
The wife says 6 months! I have already written it off! In a year I’ll either have to chase it like the safety ring or it will just never show up!
But if I was one of the special drivers……
by RoachKiller Day to wear shorts! I hope my pee pee will survive the journey! God damn!
by RoachKiller Brotherly beatings video story I posted! Listen to the sibling rivalry and the moral of the story…..
by RoachKiller Fight stupid! Stupid far out numbers smart! You take out one stupid 17 more Are there to take its place.!
Just kick back relax watch the show and see how it plays out…..
by RoachKiller That imaginary world you’ve made up and the Back stories for the trolls you’re using as your front?
And after last night on TikTok, you need to pray to your God and thank him for filters! Cause you’re fucking hoes lare ike one step above a street walker…..
More than likely, that’s what they were before they worked with you…..
by RoachKiller Admit, these are some premo parking spots!
by RoachKiller How it it, you pretty pretty princess’s are able to take 2 showers a day, manicure your geezer beards. Yet are unable to put a fucking lock on your trailers?
Even after all the people in The last few months that who were let go due to not puting on a lock and someone stealing freight off their trailer…..
I’m guessing when your pushing a cumulative iq of 70, you shouldnt expect much!
Unless y’all planned the freight thefts?
