What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller What the fuck is up with this one piece of ice? I already nocked that fucker off once!
The mother fucker grew back between Owensboro and kc! wtf?
Since the front of my truck is all iced up. Decided to call it a day! Looks like this weekend is going to be an interesting ride!
by RoachKiller We did come up with a working prototype for the auto trailer lock That was controlled by either your people net or your qc.
It came down to two prototypes. One that was in the hinge. The second one was on the doors where they come together when you close them.
Unfortunately, with the ages of the trailers that are out here on the road now. the only one that held true for the entire leg of trial. Was the hinge design lock!
When a trailer gets older, it has hundreds of thousands or even millions of miles on it. The rear doors start to move. They start to loosen. They start to do weird things. The one thing that stays true 98% of the time is the hinge. ( unless it’s a swift trailer! Then those are consistently broken off….. )
So to answer your question, our hinge lock works great. But like every theft deterrent system, it can be breached. The easiest way was you had to cut off all three to 4+ door hinges…..
The other way was to cut a hole in the side of the trailer……
So I’m going to say our r&d paid off and we got a good system!
by RoachKiller Thats noticed X military or veterans who never saw any action are constantly searching for that. Thank you for your service validation from other people?
Those who saw combat and were shot at and who did shoot back. rarely ever talk about their service for our country?
They don’t willingly give up that information! So I have decided that those who are fishing for the thank you for your service comment. Will never get that from me! Those who were in combat who never talk about it, those are the ones I will thank for their service!
They are the ones that earned it!
I’m guessing when you said you spent 10 years in the Marine Corps and saw a lot of shit. What you really meant was you were in charge of burning the latrine cans?
by RoachKiller Opposite of elder abuse? When you’re not a kid and not a geezer?
That’s what I’ve been forced to deal with all these years…..
Let that sink in gramps!
Harassed for being an over achiever….. that’s some serious low rent, high school bullshit huh?
by RoachKiller Early onset mental retardation doing?
So far I’m guessing I’m 1000lbs lighter than when I scaled this morning…..
by RoachKiller White Castle never fails! Not only did I blow some serious ass gas that smelled exactly like the onion pedals!
But with zero hesitation, my intestinal tract allowed the removal of some well overdue poo!
Just keeping y’all updated on my intestinal fortitude during these troubling times!
by RoachKiller Not the trucker stupid wrath of another white bald headed mental midget! Ahhhhh!
What a twat, you look familiar! Didn’t you use to work here? BoY!
by RoachKiller Therefore I am!
I also think, they got lotta snow here! It’s so cold I might have to put on my dr.martens and a pair of my daughter’s cold feet socks!
( they are actually my wool boot socks. She just keeps stealing them cus her feet are cold! 😉
Might be reduced to putting on a ball bag warmer too….
by RoachKiller About cold weather? I can keep my drink ice cold just by keeping it on the step! Brilliant, I know!
by RoachKiller Your truck from jackknifing!
I have found the easiest way to keep my truck from jackknifing it’s simple. Is by not putting myself in a situation where my truck could possibly jackknife!
And if I am in a situation where I have to keep driving, I slow, way the fuck down and use extreme caution…..
Duh!
Most of all if it’s a situation where I just gotta keep going to get to a place to park.
You know one of those butthole puckering rides.
I’ve been known to pull off, slap on a set of single rails, maybe a drag chain or two and get on down the road!
by RoachKiller As I know, everyone gets the same opportunity. What you do with that opportunity is up to you…..
by RoachKiller Little man, I realize you’re new and aren’t smart enough to do your research. But I’m gonna tell you a little story about minorities in this company.
When I started back in 2002 this pretty much was a white only club. Blacks, Hispanics would hire on, but they wouldn’t last very long.
me and a few other drivers started championing the hiring of more minorities. In the meantime, we were all doing our best to get rid of these geriatric white racist motherfuckers that were the clique’ to be.
One by one they started hiring more minorities. One by one these white racist motherfuckers were getting the boot! one, by one, by one, by one.
So for you to sit there, not ever actually talking to me. Yet calling me a racist.
You really needs to learn your place and what everyone has done for you…… douche!
Oh, and I have no problems calling these white geriatrics the n word! exactly what they are…..
by RoachKiller Like son, not only is your dad prone to hitting yellow safety poles. it was nice to see your kid drive by in your little white Nissan with safety pole yellow all down the passenger side.!
Like I said shit doesn’t fall far from the asshole……
by RoachKiller Y’all have traded in your sporks to dig your own graves with, and moved on to excavators!
You should read that article that was posted again on Apple news. The one about workplace sociopaths…..
It describes you motherfuckers in detail…..
by RoachKiller You geezers forgot to wear your lady wigs into the truck stop!
I mean hell, if y’all are gunna act like bitches. You really should look like them too! Don’t ya think?
by RoachKiller Again! Im so Deep South that people here no longer speak English! Oh, they are speaking English! Just not understandable English!
I think he said, “ it’s about to warm up?” I really don’t know! Cus that drawl is deep and missing some vowels…..
It’s like Ebonics except spoken by white people…..
by RoachKiller The way crosswalks work for me are simple! Unless you’re standing at one looking both ways. I have no intentions of stopping! If you’re a little kid that’s a different story!
If your grown ass men, walking out the door! No where near the entrance of the crosswalk. I’m feet away from going thru said side walk. No, you will have to wait until I’m through!
I cannot read your minds! There is no safety issue! It’s all on you……
Interesting enough, didnt you use to work here?
Let me guess, you were one of the slackers who either wrecked out or couldn’t put a lock on your trailer?
by RoachKiller I heard on the news today. Was a guy say come on out the roads are great. There’s nothing out here to hit! cause I’m the only moron on the road.!
That made me laugh so hard……
by RoachKiller Refurbished, that fucking thing makes THE best tv speaker for the truck!
Even if you set it in the cubby hole shelf next to the bed. It blasts movie quality sound with ease! Excellent voice sound and great boom sound!
Added bonus, if you pair it to your tv via Bluetooth. ( atleast on my tv ) you can control all volume via the tv remote!
Mine are Bose factory refurbished! Wich is why they were so cheap! Shipped from Bose with an additional warranty included!
Bravo Bose, bravo!
by RoachKiller It’s the same batch of stupid, doing the same batch of stupid! All roads lead to them…..
Decent winter gloves for cheap!
