Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

What I think about……

by RoachKiller

There was one of those right to open carry dumbasses in front of me at the checkout. As I was sipping my soda, I leaned over figured out how I can unclip his gun from the holster and Where the safety was on his Glock.….

I realized that if I had come from behind, wrapped my left arm around his neck. While dropping him to the ground! My right arm would’ve been free to unclip and pull out his pistol and pop him in the head Before we even hit the floor…..

Scary part was, I think I could’ve pulled it off…..

It also makes me giggle, that he would’ve died from his own gun …..

Can’t wait…..

by RoachKiller

For you to explain in court how talking about where you have been is considered bragging?

Why is that Crete? Certain drivers are not allowed to talk about where they have been? Yet the drivers in the company family clique’ can say whatever they want and it’s ok…..

Why is that?

Never mind? We all know you will just give a corporate trucker tarded answer……

Ya dumb…..

by RoachKiller

Mother fuckers know that if you stopped turning off your cb radios. You wouldn’t be asking every 5 minutes for a radio check!

Strangely odd how you people put so much importance in that piece of shit!

Best thing evar…..

by RoachKiller

I’m sitting here in the shitter at the truck stop! Finally getting to reset and relax! Been in the fucking snow since Alabama!

Tired as fuck with it already!

Any hoot! I’m sitting here doing some of my best thinking! When a dude walks in! Belly’s up to the urinal. You hear the wrestling of a zipper with the fighting of clothing trying to find his angry inch worm!

Suddenly you hear, “ fuck my hands are cold!” With that uncomfortable annoying voice of a man who just touched his weiner with very cold hands!

At this time, I am still laughing! Poor bastard…..

I got it……

by RoachKiller

We need to start up a fund for the trucker tarded! You know the people who tried to be truck drivers but wernt smart enough to do it. They couldn’t go a couple of months without wrecking. I’ve seen a lot of those type of trucker tarded come and go over the years.

And to the wannabe trucker tarded, you know who I’m talking about, they’re like those security guards that buy old cop cars, but couldn’t make it past the mental exam to be a cop but goddamnit they’re gonna try to make people think they were or are!

So I think we need to start up a fund to help the tarded move on to new employment opportunities ! Like hotel, motel maintenance or dishwasher at the local Chevys or even maybe washroom attendant at the local Taco Bell bathroom…..

You know what…..

by RoachKiller

It could be that you’re allowing your content to be reposted by the toothless wonders. Whom pass it off as their own. Stealing your thunder, ladies!

I can off the top of my head think of 20 people I follow that are full blown, low rent trucker trash powered fake accounts!

It’s their thing! If I comment they will definitely see it!

It’s a troll that’s obviously powered by the trucker stupid, satellite radio and the low iq everywhere…..

Same batch of stupid, different day…..

now is a good……

by RoachKiller

Time to be Jellz ladies! My kid bought me the coolest yet most useful thing she has ever bought me as a Xmas present!

This eye glass case she brought back with her from Japan has not had one day where it wasn’t used! A lot like you ladies and ex husbands or boyfriends…..

this fucking thing rocks!

And my new copilot rocks for conversation! Unlike you or your various ex husbands and boyfriends…..

But hey ya snooze ya loose ladies! Maybe it is you and your whoring ways……

Damn driver…..

by RoachKiller

When your very own kids and wife call me daddy! Dude, that’s really gotta suck, for you!

All while you’re running around calling me an asshole! Roflmao!

Oh no…..

by RoachKiller

The trucker tarded we’re obviously allowed to buy Cb’s again without taking the federally required IQ test……

What did I tell you……

by RoachKiller

I told you I was fucking psychic, and I was going to prove it to you when we hit Wyoming!

Did I not say, “ we will see at least one Amazon truck in the ditch somewhere between Rawlings and Cheyenne?”

Told you I was fucking psychic! That’s number two first one was on elk second one was right before Sinclair!

Ha, I win now fuck off!

Oh fuck…..

by RoachKiller

I’m getting to fucking old for this shit! With age comes experience with experience, comes This constant nagging question! “what the fuck is your malfunction, dickhead??”

Enjoy elk Mountain today! It’s 11 o’clock in the morning and the trucking tarded are already on the road and in the ditch…..

Do you ever…..

by RoachKiller

Sit there thinking to yourself. “I really wish I gave a fuck what you had to say! “

Then you realize, you really don’t give a fuck……

Jesus Christ…..

by RoachKiller

What the fuck is up with this one piece of ice? I already nocked that fucker off once!

The mother fucker grew back between Owensboro and kc! wtf?

Kc!
Owensboro ky

Since the front of my truck is all iced up. Decided to call it a day! Looks like this weekend is going to be an interesting ride!

Oh silly goose, goose…

by RoachKiller

We did come up with a working prototype for the auto trailer lock That was controlled by either your people net or your qc.

It came down to two prototypes. One that was in the hinge. The second one was on the doors where they come together when you close them.

Unfortunately, with the ages of the trailers that are out here on the road now. the only one that held true for the entire leg of trial. Was the hinge design lock!

When a trailer gets older, it has hundreds of thousands or even millions of miles on it. The rear doors start to move. They start to loosen. They start to do weird things. The one thing that stays true 98% of the time is the hinge. ( unless it’s a swift trailer! Then those are consistently broken off….. )

So to answer your question, our hinge lock works great. But like every theft deterrent system, it can be breached. The easiest way was you had to cut off all three to 4+ door hinges…..

The other way was to cut a hole in the side of the trailer……

So I’m going to say our r&d paid off and we got a good system!