Category: Road Food

To all you dads…..

by RoachKiller

Out there! I don’t give a shit if you’re a single dad, married or whatever your status is!

Those puppies that camel toed hog you stuck your dick in, hatched. Yea, they will appreciate your hard work. Maybe not today or tomorrow! I guarantee they will…..

Do the work, no matter how hard the fight! even if it looks as shitty as that! 😉

Oh and pro tip, wrap once and ask questions later! And write out the gift tags before you start wrapping…..

Gave it…..

by RoachKiller

It’s virgin fill! God damn, it really does keep the hot side hot and the cool side cool!

I usually don’t buy mugs like this as I loose interest fast and they end up becoming piss cups quickly!

This one with its candyland motif and very good temperature retention properties! I’m sure it will last atleast a month! 😉

Scooters coffee

The proper…..

by RoachKiller

Place for people like you is in the bin! Next to the rotten food and dog shit wrapped in toilet paper from the living room floor!

Grow the fuck up, get a fucking life and move along!

Y’all will…..

by RoachKiller

Be happy to know, my constitution went well this morning! a little soft and hard to expel! Yet with a little time and effort I was able to take a massive shit! One, legends are made of!

Your welcome! I hope your day goes as well!

Praise sweet baby Jesus!

( told ya I ate to many potatoes and not enough meat! )

As to how………

by RoachKiller

Port of subs is not on every corner like Starbucks and Subway is beyond my quantum mechanics! Is the same price as both of those companies but 10 times better?!