by RoachKiller That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen a driver do! Drop a hot dog on the floor! Pick it up, wipe it off and continue putting the fixens on!
Honestly I gagged a bit when I saw that…..
Dude, you toss that hot dog and start fresh!
by RoachKiller This is the batch of stupid I deal with! Obviously must have been your sister, wife or even your fucking mom!
Anyways, I go into subway and ask the lady behind the counter! Hey I want a cold cut combo foot long?
I want one with veggies on it so how much is it? She says, you will have to get a ready made one out of the cooler. I can then put veggies on it as we don’t have it on the menu! I said ok, cool!
I pay for it, and she then proceeds to put it in a bag and hand it to me! I’m like, I bought it thinking I can get veggies on it!
She goes, dead serious “ oh we can’t put veggies on ready made sandwiches!” I kid ye not! That’s the batch of stupid I deal with out here on the road!
Luckily I got a receipt! So I’ll definitely be contacting corporate… cus that batch of stupid shouldn’t be allowed to do a cash register or even hold a knife…..
by RoachKiller Condom driver! Wear a condom every time!
Wouldn’t you agree, the world only needs one batch of your stupid?
See there is no way I can compete! You have a never ending supply of morons! All against one little ole me! Oddly I’m surprised I’ve lasted this long without bbq’ing one of your “ friends!”
Which reminds me, I need briquettes and a new fillet knife…..
by RoachKiller I was bobtailing through Memphis a few weeks ago looking for an empty. Got thirsty and stopped at a dive gas station, bodega!
Went inside and was astonished at what I done saw!
A row of machines just like this. Except with a flavored kool-aid packet taped to the front of each machine! Representing the flavor of kool-aid inside!
Omg, that was like Disneyland, knots berry farm and the aquatic park all wrapped into one!
I got orange and it was AWESOME!
by RoachKiller Are once again telling me I’m gunna be fired! Immediately! I had better stock up on these glorious morsels of dead cow!
Oh hell yea!
Praise sweet baby Jesus, steak and shake was invented!
All hail’s the steak and shake!
FYI, my favs are the original double and the garlic burger! Mmmmm!
by RoachKiller So according to your friend who is a Chinese national! Chocolate poodles taste better than white poodles!
Fuck yea, next time that fucker is on my property I’m firing up the grill and we’re gunna have some poodle brisket!
I would grill up the geezer too but according to the “real cannibals”! Old people steaks are tough and gamy!
by RoachKiller By the fact none of my kids wish to partake in the “ yummy for your tummy” box of malt o meal I purchased them all for Valentine’s Day!
It’s truely a sad day!
by RoachKiller Only thing is, after eating it I had an explosive poop! Not a little, a massive explosive poop. I even heard it Go.Thud when I hit the bowl!
Good thing I didn’t have to wipe using only my fingers, that would’ve been a fucking mess!
by RoachKiller Didn’t believe that they still sell actual newspapers! The proof is in the rack next to the big league chew, buddy!
Cus we all know I do love me some metaphors…..
by RoachKiller With you greedy woman? You would think after orgasm 6 you would be fulfilled!
Nope you want me to give you number 7! When do I get this kind of service?
I buy you a $40 Salyers steak, so why am I…..
FYI, tried the 12oz sirloin tonight at Salyers . As all my life I only got the prime rib! Tried something new! Twas as fabulous as the prime rib! Bravo!
Definitely far better than that 1lb tbone I got at the ta over In New Mexico a couple weeks ago!
You know it was good when the meat sweets hit mid steak!
by RoachKiller Troll life is rolling you cunts hard! y’all got those big suv’s with expired tags or even running trip permits!
But I thought y’all were the best of the best?
by RoachKiller Oddly tonight, I seamed to be the only one In Town who was actually picking up there own dinner!
God damn, when did little Caesars get so expensive?
Added note, finally tried fiiz soda bar! Honestly it tastes like regular soda with flavoring! Bout it…..
With whip cream and sprinkles on top…..
by RoachKiller Damn! I haven’t seen a denim outfit like that since the 80s!
now granny, I can appreciate the fact you thought you look cute in a fully matching denim outfit! But you do realize that is the exact outfit they would wear to a Friday night breakdance party, right?
If you need an example, watch either of the break’n movies. If you pay attention, the main character is wearing that exact same outfit except in stonewashed blue!
I’m not knocking you I’m not making fun of you. I just don’t know what to think…..
I gotta figure out the angle on his fucking thing!
by RoachKiller I have officially given the road trolls a new nic! “ the asshat brigade!”
I really need to put a glossary on this site for the newbies…..
by RoachKiller My road recipes that often! This here is a kid favorite that they no longer make. Yet I found a substitute that taste exactly the same.
Years ago, Wally world used to sell a frozen version of this. It was a simple heat and serve. Everything was pre-cooked. You just had to heat it up in a skillet. This was a favor of my kids that we would eat all the time out here on the road.. It was simple to fix and the kids loved it…..
This stuff taste exactly like the frozen stuff. Here is my recipe. A simple recipe that was so good……
I made two boxes of this and here were the measurements of what I used.
I cooked 1 pound of ground turkey. Then for the liquids, I poured in 1, 17 ounce bottle of water.and 2 1/2 larger size solo cups of milk. I brought all that as the two boxes of mix to a boil. Stirring occasionally, then landing simmer for about 10 to 15 minutes. When all the liquid was about gone. I let it sit for another 5 to 6 minutes to thicken up before serving!
The shit was fantabulous! It made enough for a good dinner and tomorrow’s lunch…..
by RoachKiller Really got to suck knowing a 83 year old metal head satanist is continuously outperforming you 35 year old punk ass bitches?
I know if I were you people! Ide be embarrassed as fuck! I mean you preach peace, love and godliness! All while being the selfish, greedy, incompetent, low rent racists you have proven you is!
God damn, exactly who is Holier than whom?
by RoachKiller Mother fuckers know that if you stopped turning off your cb radios. You wouldn’t be asking every 5 minutes for a radio check!
Strangely odd how you people put so much importance in that piece of shit!
by RoachKiller White Castle never fails! Not only did I blow some serious ass gas that smelled exactly like the onion pedals!
But with zero hesitation, my intestinal tract allowed the removal of some well overdue poo!
Just keeping y’all updated on my intestinal fortitude during these troubling times!
by RoachKiller Really need to shit! Yet the constipation is killing you…..
by RoachKiller Law! I’m about to get rip roar’en vitimanated!
Added bonus, your old lady said we’re gunna play delivery man! With her teeth out, buddy!
