by RoachKiller Really got to suck knowing a 83 year old metal head satanist is continuously outperforming you 35 year old punk ass bitches?
I know if I were you people! Ide be embarrassed as fuck! I mean you preach peace, love and godliness! All while being the selfish, greedy, incompetent, low rent racists you have proven you is!
God damn, exactly who is Holier than whom?
by RoachKiller Mother fuckers know that if you stopped turning off your cb radios. You wouldn’t be asking every 5 minutes for a radio check!
Strangely odd how you people put so much importance in that piece of shit!
by RoachKiller White Castle never fails! Not only did I blow some serious ass gas that smelled exactly like the onion pedals!
But with zero hesitation, my intestinal tract allowed the removal of some well overdue poo!
Just keeping y’all updated on my intestinal fortitude during these troubling times!
by RoachKiller Really need to shit! Yet the constipation is killing you…..
by RoachKiller Law! I’m about to get rip roar’en vitimanated!
Added bonus, your old lady said we’re gunna play delivery man! With her teeth out, buddy!
by RoachKiller They still make a wicked club sandwich! Wanted to try the lobster ravioli they had in the freezer for sale but I ain’t got no good sauce…..
by RoachKiller You don’t need to tell me twice! Bwoop bwoop
by RoachKiller Out there! I don’t give a shit if you’re a single dad, married or whatever your status is!
Those puppies that camel toed hog you stuck your dick in, hatched. Yea, they will appreciate your hard work. Maybe not today or tomorrow! I guarantee they will…..
Do the work, no matter how hard the fight! even if it looks as shitty as that! 😉
Oh and pro tip, wrap once and ask questions later! And write out the gift tags before you start wrapping…..
by RoachKiller It’s virgin fill! God damn, it really does keep the hot side hot and the cool side cool!
I usually don’t buy mugs like this as I loose interest fast and they end up becoming piss cups quickly!
This one with its candyland motif and very good temperature retention properties! I’m sure it will last atleast a month! 😉
Scooters coffee
by RoachKiller Place for people like you is in the bin! Next to the rotten food and dog shit wrapped in toilet paper from the living room floor!
Grow the fuck up, get a fucking life and move along!
by RoachKiller Done! Mother fuckers!
by RoachKiller Be happy to know, my constitution went well this morning! a little soft and hard to expel! Yet with a little time and effort I was able to take a massive shit! One, legends are made of!
Your welcome! I hope your day goes as well!
Praise sweet baby Jesus!
( told ya I ate to many potatoes and not enough meat! )
by RoachKiller Port of subs is not on every corner like Starbucks and Subway is beyond my quantum mechanics! Is the same price as both of those companies but 10 times better?!
