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I do love, love, love…..

by RoachKiller

Me some Spa, instrumental world music! it makes a great background noise to bang the old lady to!

While your concentration is on your task at hand! It helps keep the brain from being over stimulated and overthinking!

It’s fucking weird how that works!

Anyway, back in the 90’s I loved putting background loop music on my sites!

To this day I don’t do it anymore, but while I’m working it or surfing. I do love me some easy listening…..

Oh and if you ever wonder why the dentist office has this kind of music kinda loud? It’s to drown out the screams! 😉

You high brah…..

by RoachKiller

If this was the only thing I was to get for Xmas! I would be happy as a clam in a bubble bath!

The kids would have fun! I would have fun! Not to mention a serious blast from the past!

Anyone who has ever experienced the gourmet treat that is making and eating jiffy pop knows exactly what I mean…..

Long live jiffy pop!

That would…..

by RoachKiller

Be my wife of 32.5 years, you fucking twat!

This would be an action shot of her wiping the grease off her mouth from the $11.50 slice of pizza at the moda center!

Trans Siberian orchestra…..

by RoachKiller

All I can say is if I had to sit with an ass cheek on that cup holder on the side of the seat any longer! I was gunna beat someone!

Good show, long! Not enough Xmas music! Great musicianship! Why with the fucking cranes over the crowd?

If fire scares you, don’t go! Only difference between the tso show and a slayer show! A slayer show doesn’t have that much fire!

The finale was well needed! As my ass was hurting! the pyro technics were great at the end!

Like I said, good show! I’ll post the video on tik tok later!

Oh and the drunken midget golfer goober from Kgon was there! Yup, I was right, he’s a drunken midget!

And the old lady got to slap hands with the guitar player in the crowd! made her day! 🙂

Ibanez says what…..

by RoachKiller

It has arrived and the mother fucker is brand new! Still has the plastic on the guard and pick ups! Hasn’t even been set up!

Not a bad score for $1350.00! Of course in beautiful Ibanez prestige fashion!

Wasn’t sure how I would like an Ibanez telecaster! As it’s not a standard issue box bridge! I am pleasantly surprised!

As usual, I’m not a fan of straight black guitars. For the price I’ll suffer. 😉

Great feeling guitar! Controls are excellently placed. I can hear the quack even unplugged! I won’t plug in until I hit the road!

Body feels not as wide and a bit longer than a standard tele! Does have the ultra / ultraI luxe style cut away, think this will be fun to play……

Stay tuned!